Friday, December 7, 2018

The Consensus





           voted  my Father The MVP of this year's Israel trip. The Highlights, Hijacking the bus to go pray Afternoon services near the Judean Dessert, by the town of kfar Adumim.  It is Agreed that, that to G0d goes all the glory, even at the expense of the twenty five other passengers, included one that was almost attacked by a rabid dog who waited over Thirty minutes for the Bus to pick them up. Ironically this happened  right by the " Good Samaritan". No one believed the claim that yours truly wanted to pray.......  Unbeknownst to my father, For Angelo's it is a special to have a Bar Mitzvah procession marching to the Western Wall, under a canopy, with music and the blowing of the Ram's Horn. So when the Bus pulled up, My Father light like a Cheetah, running like a deer, to do the Lord's Work, ushered my nephew into manhood by racing to the wall to put on his phylacteries. The Horns were blowing, the Music playing, the family Celebrating, only one thing missing. A long Twenty Minutes later, the bar Mitzvah boy was found, and crisis averted..... Other Happenings, Refusing to change prayer times in the mornings to accomadate the late coming Shammies, The Spill he took during the Torah Reading on Saturday, and of course the Breakfast..... An Honorable Mention goes to my Other Nephew for Bombing the bus with methane and thinking no one Smelled it , and eating out the Snack bar on a nightly Basis, In case ones wondering Small pringles Cost $5.93..........






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