Number2

 is like going to war. Now Before this starts this is a total parity and I would never disparage anyone who has served and been through War and conflict. Nothing Terrifies me more than Number2, Especially on foreign Soil. Enjoy or Vomit..........

 1) Unlike War You would always want to fight the fight on your own home Soil 

 2)  Before going The Situation must be assessed As to what kind of Conflict or number2  it will be, preparations must be made for a Constipated Style, Diarrhea, or any other style #2 

3) Try to Assess the terrain , You will be Should conflict arise, i.e Restaurants, Bars, Hotels, other people's homes 

4) The Splat hitting signifies the start of the conflict, and the initial courtesy flush is critical, it's the Air force coming in to deliver the first blow to clear up the Terrain

5)  The Toilet Paper is often compared to the Infantry coming in to wipe out the Enemy, and generally the most difficult part of the Operation 

6) The Wipes come in to complete clean up the area and make sure their are no skid marks and remnants  those are the special forces that clean up any last pockets of resistance 

6A) Utilizing an additonal  flush or Two to make sure everything went down ok, it's the Airforce combing the area dealing an additonal blow 

7) And finally the toilet paper again to do the final inspection and Patrol to make sure the whole area is clean