Friday night,

Lies were followed by a Russian style Melave Malaka. Not wanting to circumvent  the Rae rules , I informed the Rubins I was invited elsewhere for sabbath. That terminal inexactitude turned out to be true as BM insisted I come For Supper. I told him I could stay for only a few minutes as the Rubins were waiting, plus you can't pass on Rae's Famous chicken Soup. DM wouldn't shut up, and by that time dinner had ended. The plan would've worked to perfection except for BM running into Mr Rubin Sr........RRPG went all out for The Russian style Melave Malka it featured an array of delicacies and some fancy dessert. We were disturbed at what we were doing (and it wasn't that though), but the Post sabbath festive atmosphere continued, even though no Mitzvah were made.....Should it bother me that RRPG had something in common with Barack Obama, and  Reggie Jackson? (and it's not that their all African Americans)........ If I ever rejoin online dating I've come up with and ingenious way of getting girls into replying to my emails.........

Captain and Tenile

  reunited for a second go around. In an Exclusive to the OB. After being snubbed by Flatbush for lack of coaching experience Coach DM has been hired by Truck the David Dinkins of basketball coaching to Co- coach the JV and assist him on the varsity at the ultra orthodox school YDE. The Reunification of Jerusalem occurred in 67, Berlin in 89 and now this. They Have G0d on their side, but he isn't necessarily a basketball fan..........A quick note on the term co- coach I wish a linguist would probably define that term. My question is who makes last minute decisions, substitutions, defense changes etc. I reckon its more so of an inclusive title....Who am I to judge their is a young man selling water on the intersection of OP and ave O he wears a kippa and I always purchase a water from him, walking on Saturday I saw him selling water; no Kippa. Respek and big ups to him for doing Honest work, and give him the benefit of the doubt that he must really need to do that to provide Unquestionably not a Hillul Hashem in my mind, it reminded me of the story of Haredy woman forced to turn tricks as their Husbands are learning all day so that their babies and kids would have something to eat............

YASSAR

Arafat may his name be eradicated used to carry a notepad around every meeting and negotiation and try to have every detail Initialed.  With my credibility  questioned   dealing with Yemenites, Syrians, Haseedems and Arabs I have resorted to doing the Same, Seems like i always promise a price or something and then my memory is jaded. Can all those People Be Liars?  Not a chance..It Reminded me of the days of my youth going to clubs with a couple of friends. The Protocol dictates that we split up as to increase our individual chances of getting girls. With no Swagger or game I struck out, I like to blame it on not smoking the cigarettes  properly. My Friends Were Exalting at their Success but somehow kept misplacing all the numbers they got and the girls they were making out with Were always in the bathroom. I Should have carried a notebook back then too...............

The Russian

Language is growing on me.My pronunciations are another story.  Watching the Russian Dolls Show I slightly offended RRPG, Who in tune refereed to it as "Russian Bitches Show"... I do love my term of endearment JewBoy, and she's been nothing but extraordinarily sweet towards me for some reason likes me, could be the toothbrushes and lip balms. I like the fact that she thinks i work out too. Due to some Technicalities the progression is cautious.......Paying for something requires Decent service So how come when one crosses the GW Bridge or another crossing and the Traffic is halted due to construction and let's say takes you over an hour shouldn't one be compensated for the bad service?......... Happy 100th  To the  Great Menachem Begin,  a great quote to the NY Times on the West Bank  “You annex foreign territories, not your own country whose territories have been liberated. A Jew has every right to settle in the liberated territories of our Jewish homeland.”.........









 

Church On Sunday,

 Tuesday and Thursday. After an ambiguous first Date/ Meeting with RRPG( really really pretty girl),that resembled an Interview, Things have been developing at a rapid pace with a slightly major bump in the road and not the one you may think of.  She Flatters me in lots of ways,and with the way she dresses and is always looking lets just say WOW.  The Bump our vast religion levels- perhaps a little more than a bump But who knows?....I'm Guessing it's too early..........What are the odds that only two weddings i was invited to this year turn out to be on the same day Aug 27 Like a good guest i will send a gift and probably not attend....

Reliving

  the early days of Backgammon by gathering around Bryant Park with a lot of the old crew Watching a 2000 a point match, The great falafel was offering commentary and due to my Jinx factor i steered clear on betting. Plus 43 points later it really did feel like old times...........Stat of the day 214 steps in a Six minute speech for the "Pacing Rabbi"...... Knowing I was supposed to set up a day to go out with  QG (queens girl) I just ignored it  " Very classy on youre part"  -   "Huh, what'd I do- " are you kidding me good luck with things" I bid her good luck as well but still played the Stupid card. Having a PHD in Jdate profile writing she blasted me, and that was that On my part she was the one who intially canceled on me and then disappeared for two weeks.........Like The great JN Said upon  what took him so long to find his wife I didn't have GPS the laugh was priceless..... Reader Submits Look alike Palestinian strongman Mohamad Dahaln and the Pride of Saana Boaz

 

No Snow,

      
                Rain, Sleet and that other post office crap  would deter me from meeting up with RRPG( really really pretty girl). Stealing a page out of my book on how to cancel politely she asked if i can still make it with all Rain and stuff, if it was safe etc. then reconfirming several hours later my usual reply does a bird sh%it in the woods of course. True to form she was around Twenty minutes late but  looks wise lived up to the hype. Excusing her self to the ladies room  signaled for me the end of the evening but she forgot her shoal. Her facial Expressions were ambiguous and was hard to tell if she wanted to get the hell out of there or not. I lied to her telling her i wasn't hungry passing on a Steak Appetizer she got, not sure if I should have played the Kosher card. Either way the night ended early as she needed to get her car by 800. Walking through the pouring rain to her car I was her Knight in Shinning armor Holding up the Umbrella and her holding onto me,  My Reward getting to feel her Boob pressed against my elbow.She asked if i enjoyed that? very Much so.......... Church on Sunday........