I AM THE WALRUS,

 

 I AM THE WALRUS........ WHEN MY DAY STARTS OFF WITH SOME HICCUPS, IT TENDS TO DISSUADE ME   FROM MOVING FORWARD, MAIL IN THE STATS AND CALL IT JUST THAT A DAY, PERHAPS IT' IS AN OMEN AS TO WHAT THE REST OF THE DAY WILL BE LIKE, FEASIBLY IT MAYBE SUPERSTITION. OSTENSIBLY IT'S A LACK OF STRONG FAITH. LEAVING MY HOME FOR WHAT ONE MAY CALL WORK, I GOT STUCK BEHINED CONSECUTIVE SLOW AND UNYIELDING DRIVERS, BEFORE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PULL INTO THE BLOCK OF MY WORK, AGITATED I HEADED TO THE SUPERMARKET WHERE ON CONSECUTIVE AISLES I WAS YUP, YOU GUESSED RIGHT STUCK BEHINED EXTERMLY SLOW GERIARTIC PATRONS, TO A BELIEVER THAT WOULD BE A SIGN THAT THE ALL MIGHTY IS TRYING TO SLOW YOU DOWN AS TO POTENTIALLY AVOID SOMEWHERE YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AT THAT TIME AND LOCATION. YOUR'S TRULY SEE'S IT LIKE THE VIKING, WHEN THEY SPOTTED A WALRUS ON THEIR WAY TO THE HUNT, IT MEANT FOR CERTAIN IT WILL BE A BAD DAY...................FOR THE NUDNICKS READING THIS I BOUGHT CEREAL, CREAM CHEESE AND CRACKERS