Never Ask

  Questions when g0d's on you're side. A friend texted me  " I met this girl xxxxxx over weekend very cute, 34 good girl I think you may like her "... She wants to go out with me? Was she under Duress when proposed this and was she of sound body and mind when accepted? No and Yes, No other questions her number is............In a Noine minute speech Saturday According to Super statistician DM the Harvey Pollack of the community Pacing Rabbi took 291 Steps DM Doesn't include Shuffling or dragging the feet as steps, an Inspirational Speech......A peculiar habit from European families They all gather and assemble at register or  check out line even if only person is buying makes line seem a lot longer.........According to QB Sources Worlds Most famous Neighborhood watch dog  George Zimmerman will be converting to the Islamic Faith- Perhaps the Ramadan Diet has inspired him........

It is forbidden of me to Use

The word Never ( long story) in any context, So at any point in my life i knew that not finishing college was going to pay off - Blindly I agreed to call a girl,but when she found out i was not a graduate she declined and when i found out who she was i was....... This could be borderline Retarded but my bedsheets keep falling off I can't get the stretchy part to hold it's been really affecting my sleep amongst other things......"Uptight"  Israeli girl whom I went out for drinks text ed me literally out of the blue and I suggested we go out again. I wish I could have complimented on how she looked. We got started off on the wrong foot arguing about Israeli Policy and  Gilad Shalit and she vehemently disagreed with my capitulation argument, She order me a second  beer to loosen me up but i spilt most of it out when she went to the bathroom, She Knew of course and I have to Drive. I sounded Spoiled when I mentioned my non- Negotiable terms on Foreign Toilets and how I wouldn't go anywhere she suggested the Army, I don't think i was ever in my prime . I Reckon I am still Uptight but clearly this isn't the girl to loosen me up.....Breaking news College Girl Lowered Her standards..........

Social Expulsion

      withdrawing and evacuating of all non essentials matters. Makes feel a lil bad not following through with Two frivolous dates or meetings that were tentatively scheduled..One was with a 35 year old teacher and another with the Israeliopian.......Congratulations to my mom for being the first Asheknazic woman to win the Altakaka Division of the 5k Marathon.......The Haradey Hippocrates who shower During the Nine days remind me of Vegetarians who eat fish and chicken and then preach to the choir........Tennis Extraordinaire QB chose to Honor G0d and pray even if it meant playing tennis in the dark, a tremendous handicap for him .It's written in the Good Book  1Samuel 2:30 " Those who honor g0d he shall honor"  The Eric Liddel of his time ( for those unfamiliar with him Watch Chariots of Fire)

Tardiness ,

Is the common denominator in all my most recent dates. After a couple of emails and exchanges  of texts me and the just turned 40 year old Russian girl decided to meet up in bay ridge.  I found it odd that she would be late due to hair issues when her hair was super short, and after a long eleven minutes in the humidity we met up. She was congenial, silly, immature and fun. We sat in a the posture booth and I cringed when she detailed the colonoscopy procedure. As a former sportswoman we had great conversation and I conceited that the Russians were better than us in 88 ( John Thompson should have been  tried for treason for losing)  but we always had miracle on Ice . what did I learn ? That I shouldn't hang Spaghetti on her ears or in Russian Ne Veshai Mne Lapshu Na Ushe - basically means that you can't  pull over a fast one on her if you're trying to get laid. Of course this wasn't a reference to me but rather to the Younger guys that email her with compliments..No Church on Sunday..........

g0D wantes me

 A Reader Submits Look a likes  Worlds most famous Auto body shop owner  Joey Buttacuco and cable Box Extraordinaire Mr Cohen...........


       to win the Haradey Raffle. What are the odds that Alouf would catch me walking into my building at 11:16  at night and Solicit funds for the raffle. He assured me Id win this time  as long as I don't use the Money for Evil causes that rhyme with Bermudas or Beed......Get Well Wishes for Shas Spiritual Leader Harav Ovaadia and Nelson Mandela  A noted Activists asked is their simultaneous illness maybe have something to do with their Support for Israeli adversary Yassar Arafat?....OUCH......spontaneously me and RE girl met up for drinks,( same lounge as israeli girl night before) She brought her friend thinking we may connect and then disappeared to hang out with her newly found gay friends.  I don't think i appealed to her senstivities about Michael Jackson Death, and my dirty shirt idea failed to impress thouigh she was real nice RE promised Shell hook up good lesbians for the next time....... 

Uptight?

          Israelis are great, all I needed to know was Time and Place and in typical Israeli fashion ( my dad is like that ) I got every other tid bit of  Unnecessary information. Leaving my Number to An Israeli Girl that Emailed me online. spontaneously we decided to meet up after a couple texts sighting the why drag out the conversation argument. After hearing every thing else that was going on and she had to do we set up 700 in midtown. Upon request i send her a photo ( she saw my photos before)  and  Silence No Response. Being in the area, and not wanting to give her the satisfaction I decided to wait it out - Took a while but we eventually met up. Pretty + Blunt i admired her fortitude for starting in a new place and  the evening resembled more so of a cordial will make the best out of it night, which surprisingly was getting better. We mixed  Hebrew and English and our passion for Arabic profanity. She alluded that I never let myself go, that i am always in control of my situation and suggested i LIVE. I think she's right..Unclear about church on Sunday but won't chase.......

From Istanbul's Gezi park

 To Egypt's Tahrir Square protest fever Spilt over to Ocean parkway Gardens as Thousands converged to Protest the  "Blackhatization" of the greater Sephardic Community. Just Like the Muslim Brotherhood (MB) gradual take over in Egypt and Turkey (AK) The Black Hat Movement which was born in the mid 80s has gained massive steam.  Charity scams and The threats of not getting into Heaven has scared the bajesus out of  people and now the Sh#&it has really hit the fan. People are demanding Justice, to ride bikes on the Sabbath, Shower during the Nine days, YES all Cheese is Kosher, and for Women to pray with Shoals by the wall. Moderates have promised their will not be Civil War, But with Tensions running High Will this be know as the Summer of the Rain..........