The Song of Songs,

if read for 40 Nights in a row, and upon completion you are to be Blessed. Women's specialist EE was adamant and insisted that I read it . Dismissing him as a Kook,a charlatan and Nutty, I told him to Take a hike. That same  night will walking to Rena and Shemuel's house, low and Behold I find a small Pamphlet of  the SOS, i picked it up Dusted it off and saw it as a sign from above. I Began Reading it diligently every night for the next 40 nights. Literally The next day i get a call do you want to go out with a  SOSO girl. " Is she Hot"? yup I'm In - I went out with SOS girls a few times and was thinking EE maybe on to something, I even Saw a Horrible emasculating Movie to impress her- (NEVER AGAIN for the record) , Little did I know She gave me the Suggestion of  " Can we just be friends?", and 2 years later were Still friends. The Morale of the Story is...........