Monday, May 17, 2021
Hearts and Minds
Friday, March 26, 2021
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
is the Five Second Wait period to respond, When Speaking. Kudos to the distinguished Arsonist, DM whom, Has shown me the light in proper Speech Etiquette..... The Times they are A Changing...Are You Fully? That was an old age Question that was raised, And Still relevant today when asking someone if they Are Fully Bar Mitzvah, the Same Question is asked, However Referencing if You are Fully Vaccinated and cleared the Two Week wait period..... Please Refer to Past Year's Passover Posts for the Bill of Rights, As we have received Severe Backlash for Reprinting Every Year......
Monday, February 8, 2021
Social Distancing
There are Circles at stores, indicating where to stand, before reaching the Register. It troubled me terribly, to a point of road rage proportions that a Medium to elderly Lady would Refuse to advance to the next Circle. Thinking, what would my father do in this Situation. Should I creep up on her with in an inch, look over her shoulder and utilize the fake Cough, it is Corona time after all. I gingerly Advanced slowly towards her circle, and was shaking Davening style with the hopes She'd advance. Only to be Rescued by another Draw Opening and the Magical words "Next in Line" were called out.... Needing to clear my Storage, I offered $65 for the Maximum two hour Job, of going back and forth 3 Times Respectfully Declining the Young man Said, He wouldn't leave his house for less than $100. Annoyed at the Smugness' and Hubris, I was Rescued by a call, With a Friend with van of whom Wished to do me the " Favor ". It's presumed that this Favor will be quite Costly as he backed into the Gate Switch of the Storage Rendering it "out of Service". We all know the Moral of the Story.....
Friday, February 5, 2021
SNOW ?
The only Thing, I detest more than the Snow is How much People Say They Love the Snow. Getting Plowed in Sucks, But Getting Plowed in Twice Sucks Even more, took a combined 74 minutes to Shovel my self out..." Why didn't you park on the Left Side of the Street"? Living in NYC, Piss Off.......Mea Culpa, I was quite Profane to a Mini Driving Heimeshe Debutante, While waiting for her Machine to repaired, She was Blocking the drive way, and the only Suitable exit out of my spot. I Motioned for her to please move, with out a response, She DID see me, not wanting to exacerbate the situation, I tried to Drive my car through one of favorite things in life, the snow. After more shoveling, and some Help from IBH who raced over to take the wheel, and some Amazing grace, we made it out. Selfishly, I wanted to disturb this poor young Lady from either being deep in prayer or Reciting Psalms.......Allah Hu Akbar G0d is Great.............
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Sunday, January 24, 2021
and you're S#&It
Doesn't Stink, That is literally what happens after getting corona......One Month later and i Still have "Gas immunity" at home.... Do You count your Cash, after withdrawing money from the ATM?....Wheel of Fortune aires one hour earlier in Florida than New York. My betrothed was Astounded to see that I was solving all the puzzles at an alarming rate, An Avid and excellent Wheel of Fortuner, She Generally out solves me by a 98-2 rate, like Heshy Katz always Says Even a broken clock is right Twice a day. I Equated it to having a 50 average and suddenly pulling 100's. Riddled with guilt, I had to confess To my Betrothed That Rena Was the leak, Feeding me the puzzle Answers from Florida.....
Sunday, January 17, 2021
Cheers,
Historical Documentaries, Sleep, and Anxiety highlighted the rest of the Week. Very Fortunate to be spoiled by my parents, Not so fortunate to sleep on a soft uneven Sofa Bed, But Rena's Grilled Cheese, Despite having Several Missing cheese spots has been the Jerome Moiso of the Quarantine..... With all the Uncertainty, The Paranoia and Superstition Still Persists, Am I safe to go outside? Am i contagious? Do I pose a risk to others? I dare not Mimic the Virus, and am even more insistent that Trump got routed in this election for Belittling Corona and it's Effects primarily the psychological ones of having to be Seperated from Society for a period of Ten Days or more. Despite the claims That "it's Over" I will continue to be a Sheep and Dawn the Mask and Be as cautious as ever before.......
First day in
the Woods....... 12.28.2020 Not Showing any Major Symptoms, Besides Lethargy, aches and major anxiety. My Main concern was for my Wife and kid, and Wait to see if More Symptoms start kicking in. . Settling into the Spare Bedroom of my Parents Domicile, Staring at the ceiling and Presuming the worse at every cough, Short breath or Ache, It gave me some comfort that my appetite subsided and that i can smell the methane Gas I was providing. The Cocktail Prescribed was Zithromax 500 mg, Zinc, Vitamin D, Vitamin C , Tylenol and Patience. The news Spread Pretty Quickly and I must say it was heartwarming to get Texts and calls, Though one Friend of Yemeni Descent, Was Quick to " Congratulate" me on sounding really Well and all But Proclaimed me "Healed", SuperStitious and Paranoid, I told him i had to go, and went on to Binge on the " Last Dance" documentary before calling it a night........