The Beatings Will

      Continue, until the Moral Improves... For the Second Straight Weekend the Rains came to the People of Deal. Much like the People of the ancient City of Ninveh, They are called upon to repent from their  Wicked ways and debauchery, if they don't want to incur the wrath of the Rain man Trick's prayers Which can bring a washout to the Jersey Shore community for the Summer. I hope very much  like the people of Ninveh, whom Heeded Jonah's call to Repent, The People of Deal will do the same, and enjoy Beautiful Weather for the rest of the Summer weekends........A few Disturbing things about the NBA draft. Firstly according to the commentators every player is going to be a great Addition and asset to his new team, It's time to cut the chord on the PC plug. It's amazing how every is an expert about every player, With out hardly seeing any of these players play. Basically Everyone is repeating the talking points of the " Experts" and arguing them back and forth, With out knowing crap. Finally how can they Sell tickets to the Draft, Have they No Shame? I remember going to my first Draft as a Broke 15 Year old in 1988 at the felt forum. Danny Manning the Player of the year from Kansas was the Top pick. Injuries Plagued what could have been a great career, But his most memorable Moment was shooting 0-4 in the Semi- Finals against the Russians at the Summer Olympics in Seoul, Korea. The Americans Lost...........





 

From 0 to

      Still 0, The first date of the week had to cancel as she felt it was unfair if we met when she wasn't herself, due to the lack her having to put Graduation Performance shows at her Non Air conditioned school. Funny thing I believe her, She is after all from the Midwest. The Second date I kind of wish   had air conditioning issues, not that she wasn't a nice person, but being forced to carry a conversation with a completely disinterested girl, in Hebrew, made me consider that the traffic i was sitting in to get to the city wasn't  so bad after all. The Hair guy from Gideon's Set me up with her, and what I should have realized is that NOTHING good ever came out of that place for me... Maybe not nothing but that was so long ago.......... My Insurance Expiring was The Motivation to go See an Ear.Nose and Throat Dr, Despite not having any ENT issues. After a 24 Minute wait, and a $50 copay, I saw the Dr for roughly 75 Seconds, he Stuck a tube in my Ear, Looked at my throat, And told me I'm Fine. The last time I spent money that lasted that long, was well will leave that story for another time. The final Spike of the football and F U i got from the Gideon's.....

From 0 to Potentially

 Four potentially serious  dates in less than an hour. With the online game being the only game in town, a couple of calls from left field, may produce a couple of dates, in addition to perhaps some serious get together from the online world. Of course in a matter of Moments it can all go back to Zero again, but I've learned that " you cant dry clothes, with yesterday's Sun". gotta Keep it moving........It Either makes me wonder, or I had nothing else to do on the Subway. Why would they put a pole in the middle of the 6 person average size Bench. It cuts off about 2-3 inches of seat space which is pretty big considering the "Average" size of the people. Just as a coincidence their were Seven Woman sitting in My lane, Four across, Three on my side, I was the Skinniest of  all of them, and  Six of them it wasn't close. The Yiddish Proverb States " one who surrounds himself with dwarf's, Does not make him a Giant". Also applicable to the Weight category............Remember the Altalena  06.22.48........ The Raciest and Horrific Shooting at the Black Church in SC, was a horrible story, I find it senseless for the media to start calling the Killer's diary a Manifesto and publishing it
 They did the same crap with another Killer -  The only Person that had a Manifesto is Karl Marx, Seriously What the............

Sulemyan Demirel,

 The Former Turkish PM and President, when asked to summarize Turkey in one Word " Good"  and if you asked me in two  words " Not Good".   That's Exactly the words, I would  use to describe  David Blatt's Season with the Cavs. It felt Blatt, Was content just being there and did not make the right adjustments to give his team the best chance to win.. A great question was asked " Would you rather lose the finals, or not even make it in the playoffs"?.. something to ponder...........

Thanks to the Israeli Rabbinate

none of us will be hearing the two greatest words in sports GAME SEVEN. The reason GS will win in Six, is To avoid the Sabbath Desecration of Game Seven being played on Friday Night. They also Suggested Blatt not Play Dellavadova So much..... Thanks to a case of Being " Under the Weather", my Jswipe date will be postponed to   a Time to be Determined  a Euphemism for Never..........Speaking of Jswipe, they Must be doing something to the Photos, Their is an abundance of Really pretty girls.  Unfortunately, besides the conversation being flat and banal, Alot of the girls are "Manahattan Snobby" so the conversation generally Ends with the "ohh you're from Brooklyn" ........ Really looking forward the Mass Exodus of Syrian Jewry to their Holiest city of Deal. I know some people in Honi the Meagayel Fashion that pray for rain their on weekends,but of course that's for drought purposes, and not for people to be miserable.........

George Orwell wrote in "1984",

(op-ed)  Countering the BDS
by Father McKenzie
 

               " Those who control the present, control the past". The  State of Israel has faced Many challenges since it's birth in 1948. Calls for its annihilation, Wars, Terror attacks, Arms Embargo by allies, The  Arab Boycotts, and the everyday threat to a people, that have not experienced a single Moment of Peace since the fulfillment of the Return to Zion Prophecy. The Jewish State today is faced with perhaps it's greatest and most challenging threat yet, and that's the Delegitmization effort, Spearheaded by the radical Arab Group Known as the BDS ( Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) this hubris organization  has spread like Wildfire amongest  Sanctimonious groups across the United States and Europe. It's a little perplexing to Understand How Israel  unites Extreme groups from all angles of the Spectrum. The Radical Extreme Muslims,The Moderate Arabs, Extreme Right wingers who Still believe of the Jewish Plot to take over the world, Gays and Lesbians,  every single Nominal Social justice "Jewish" Group or person that Hasn't gotten enough attention in their Synagogue ( Lesbionic woman over 50, or Descendants of Shoa Survivors etc..) With the clear aim  Destroy the Jewish State. Only to be fair not all Express those views in the Open.
                        What I feel the Israel's need to do to circumvent the tide of this Raciest and vile Campaign is firstly stop Apologizing. The Famous Saying in Israel is " When an Israeli Sneezes, The Arab Catches a cold". BDS, has successfully been able to infuse their narrative that  in 1948 the " Big Bad Zionists wolves " came out of nowhere rummaged through Palestine, Committing abhorrent massacres and Expelled the indigenous People, in what is know as the Naqba or Catastrophe. Then in June 1967, The Israelis further continued with their Expansionist colonist plan that fueled a Knock out Victory against their hapless  Enemies that led what has become known as the Naqusa or the Setback. This of course led to a "Brutal Military Occupation" That has been Suffocating a Defenseless people for Forty Eight years. Furthermore we hear about " Apartheid" , Settlement Expansion  and Raciest laws being implemented against the Arabs. Through the University's The Arabs have seized control of the media, and thus allowed  History to be rewritten to Achieve their ultimate Aim, They will Omit that the Partition plan Gave the Jews the Baron and Shithole Negev Desert, That was the majority of the territory that allowed them to create the State, No one will hear about the Six invading Arab Armies, Plus the Arab irregulars, fighting the Jews, and Promising Massacres that would dwarf the Mongolian invasion. The June War of 1967 that Threatened the Existence of the Jewish State, that  No Israeli wanted. Then  Arab league Declaration of the Three No's Etc..  A young impressionable social Justice Seeking Liberal is only aware of the Big bad Zionist wolf Syndrome and it's History's Obligation to correct that.
               Another Point That has not been tapped into is to challenge the Boy-cotters, and run a campaign on Everything Israeli or Zionist Supported. From Agriculture, Technology, Arts, Medicine, Bushiness and commerce, and Entertainment. Advocate the BDS to not just pick and choose what they want to Boycott, but insist they Boycott EVERYTHING, this should not be up for debate, Don't pick on the Small Winery in Judia  and Samaria, but attack the Nobel Prize Winners, attack those Evil Zionist Supporters whose contributions to the world, Challenge them to be 100% Bigots and not just whatever Bigotry suits them. As a gesture of Good will, return the favor by Boycotting Whatever it is they contributed, perhaps Tabouli Salad, Hummus and maybe Sand. The Jewish  State Perceived and flourished despite all the various different threats to it's existence, and this Threat will only endure the same fate, but needs to be confronted........" The Eternity of Israel, Will never lie"- Samuel-1  15:29 

When the Cavs

           win, Lebron is the coach, when they lose it's that Bleeping Blatt.... I can't see Cleveland winning Despite Lebron being the best player on the court. It's as if the Cavs get the first pick and then Golden State gets the Next Seven. I think Cleveland Should have JR Smith play on the ball more,  and  also on Jame's Side. I'd  try to get him 20-25 Shots  It's the Hail Mary Option,but at this stage I  think their other option is the Masada one......... It felt like " Old Week ", getting in all Doctors appointment, But with my Insurance running out at the end of the month, i figured to get my money's worth as I debate weather to Sign up for new insurance. Complaining of Peeing too much, My Dr Suggested I do a sonogram on my Ball Sack. It was a little Uncomfortable That a  Middle aged Heimishe Persian Woman was handling my Sack. What made it  worse was her asking me to push as if I was constipated, luckily i was, so their were no accidents, but some loud farts Slipped out on a couple occasions, Which made it a lil more Awkward , Thank G0d they weren't smelly....... Question of the Day - Should i invite one of my friends to be my date for an upcoming Wedding? The only issue, What if One of us, probably me wants to leave Early. I have a couple girls in mind..........