The Last Supper?

   Swearing that g0d Should Strike if I broke Bread at  the Restaurant  With the person whose Name Rhymes With Gooch. I was fully expecting to get it from g0d, Just unclear when, Just like a toddler takes baby steps I was chewing into my food ever so slowly for fear of the wrath of g0d. Despite a minor skirmish with the waiter, The Mooches were gracious and Mooch even fit the bill vowing he would get me back later of which I have no doubt he will...... The Sabbath is the main  reason TRG ( Three rivers girl) and I are History. We were further apart than The Arabs and Jews in the negotiations over it. We Exchanged Genuine Complementariness, and it maybe back to the USSR, or the Ukraine......... My Favorite people are the ones at shul that get all belligerent at shul when someone doesn't tow the line. Praying at the Sitt Shul the Hub for radicals, I didn't pay attention to the part of " Kedusha" where you're supposed to stand feet together. A Young man kept   Tcha'aTchaing me to get up, after a few seconds I Slowly rose and waited out the part. Shaking his head in a heavy accent he explains to me the significance of the " Kedusha", I didn't flinch or say a word, which seemed to further agitate the distinguished gentleman.........

Har Habyit Beyadenu

   will eternally be the three most important words ever uttered in Jewish history....Another Fun Fact The first   non Military personnel to reach the wailing wall, who is The Holy Nazortite R. Dovid Ha Kohen ? After the Fall of Jerusalem in 1948  he Vowed to never leave his home, until he can worship at the wall.........  .Someone whose name rhymes with Gooch ( for Lashon Haraa purposes we can't print his name) Stole 2 hours and 15 minutes of my time. Insisting that I will be the 5TH as a replacement for his team, I agreed fill in, Until i got their and found out i was the 6TH. Not to ruin team morale, I watched and sat in my anger and shame, lamenting the loss of my time, The Team lost also......Every time I message TRG( Three rivers girl), I try to throw in  " A lil something". But she's not Biting, and it's just not happening, Though Texting can become Especially Ambiguous, things are NOT looking too good..........

Saturday morning

 
             Caviar, Wine and Cheese Brunch at the Mooch's led to another set up. MM ( Mrs Mooch) maneuvered me a set up with a  Halaby/ Shamie Young lady. An Almost Two Touchdown Spread, Makes it a pretty long shot to work out, and with my status up in the Air with TRG( Three rivers girl) Seems logical to call, the fact that She's really cute doesn't hurt either.... Not having watched one Hockey Game this year, My brother invited to game four of the Conference finals vs Montreal. Several friends Were bashing me and Telling me to either sell or give the ticket to a real fan. Had i purchased the Tickets, i would have done so, but i was invited, what am i supposed to say NO.?...... A little Early Jerusalem Day fun fact. General Mota Gur Head of Paratroopers, a Jerusalem Native in the Early 60's While heading the Golani Infantry  informed  Rav Shlomo Goren, that if he Expects to be the first one to liberate and enter The Temple mount and Wailing wall, he's going to have to get along with him. At the outset of the Six  Day War. Gur Depressed was stationed elsewhere, but was rerouted to Jerusalem where the prophecy came to fruition and he uttered perhaps the Three most important words in Jewish History " Har habayit Be Yadenu"

Corporate Dating?,

     Unclear of any statuses, me and  TRG ( three rivers girl), have been having a hell of a good time when we get together. Their is attraction, chemistry, good conversation, and banter. The problem is when we don't get together, Their just seems to be a minimal Text Exchange, Until the next time we get together. The religion gap is pretty substantial, but will make efforts to navigate around it. After a really fun Saturday night, She Invited me up, So as long as "I behaved"...... Somewhat, and behaved somewhat i did. Heading home late, It dawned on me that I may have not put the toilet seat down, or maybe I never picked it up and peed on the seat, I send a preemptive text apologizing for possibly not putting the seat down, She Thanked me for noticing and mentioned that I didn't but laughed it off.  Between work and the Friends her Schedule is always filled, but will Shoot for a time Slot Somewhere's in between.  Church on Sunday maybe not be  Sunday but Church..........

The Third

 Time was not the Charm, but not Strike Three either. The Great EEE on his Third set up got it right. As Described ,Pretty, Articulate, Educated. The Ball was in my court to keep her intersted. Attentive not to speak quickly and enuncate properly. I was fillbuserting at times, and was forced to using the Bread rolls at the table to demonstrate How Israelis cut lines, Maybe the alternative of  Akward Silence, would have been better. The Demostration saved me some time to think of more content. She didn't eat much, but she was clearly not intersted either. The only good news for me is that I prorbably wont make it her dating horror stories. We shared similar heritages and she also got her  punctual skills from her Ashkenaz Mom. What have I learned ? That Fish is the Plural of Fish No COS..........

The forfeit

  rule at the SCC , states  that after Thirty minutes from tip off , if a team didn't have four players then a forfeit would be implemented. After a great phone conversation with a girl will call TRG( Three rivers girl) We set to meet up Sat Night  9:45. After Several unanswered texts, i was certain i'd been had. DM let me know Centa Rules apply, and at the last second She replied "So Sorry, Will be there 10:15" .  Deeply perturbed, I was certain the night was going to bomb. Apologetic and genuine, all was forgotten two minutes later. Our conversation continued, and  beyond the vast religion disparity, we were getting along great. Time Passed, Neither of us noticed, and when the bar got really loud, We changed venues, And pretty much closed up the Place. Dropping her off, We Shared a moment, And Church on Sunday Seems to be a slam dunk..... that is until the rim was raised, With the "Super Busy During the Week card" ( which is really true) ...... the Question was then raised that if  you really want to see someone,  can You always find the time?.....Momentum shift??

What the F%#k.

 what the f%#k  is the best six words i could find to describe tonight's Get together in Hoboken . The Young lady Was dressed for the occasion and smelled great. Perhaps Less fitter than her photos ( nothing wrong with that ), she was still, well still.... Her Raspy Smokers Voice, really went well with her Truck drivers vocabulary, and it became contagious as i started dropping F bombs like haradiem knock out babies. In my Opinion the spark died with " ohh wait you're jewish"  - " I then will assume you're not haha" - She apparently did not read my blurb, Which i didn't mind cause she just liked  my photos. But it clearly states that in my 430 letter write up. After seeing that Being Disingenuously complimentary was getting  me no where, and  of course she was Extraordinarily  "crazy busy", it was time to jump ship, though i think she Jumped about an earlier........