The last time

 i frivolously spent $200 on something well never mind. Everything about the League I paid $200 to play in, is horrible, The Rules, the Officials, The players,The game and a sewage issue that makes the gym smell like A$$. With our best player resting on the bench with 10+ minutes and were up 18 Instead of running some clock, we decided to "have fun" by bombing away way behind the line, trying circus shots and criminally not getting back on Defense. Thankfully the other team was "having fun" also and only cut the lead to 12 and an open look that could have made it 9. It genuinely bothers me when their is lack of respek for the game, It actually enrages me, makes me sick seeing people watch the ball go out of bounds, or show total disregard for getting back on defense among est other crimes perpetrated against the greatest game ever invented. I pride myself on being a great teammate someone who plays to their capabilities someone who tries, and knows that when i am a detriment to the team on the court then I take a seat. I'd Like to Thank QB (Queensbridge) for the opportunity to play, but No Thank you this "Game" is not for me anymore.............

Its been

 Over 36 days since my last date, and with no prospects coming up I decided yup to re up again to jdate but not as a member... yet, The Sephlink text ed me about a great girl from a great family very bubbly and houtgoing.,talented a Singer.  Truth is "Bubbly" is not an adjective one likes to hear about his potential date, but I found it a lil im appropriate to ask how Bubbly, I gave them my FB info and said what the hell..... Out of respek for my  great friend  Munster I am going to decline going out with a young lady Whose brother in law refused to sing at his nuptials for under 1000 a song. We also went out sometime ago I think the No Chemistry reason was the reason we didn't go for a Second date.....Breaking news BG (bubbly girl) said "she'd love to meet me" give her a call.........

An Israeli Tip

  Never leave an inch of space in a line. Both Scalars and Religious can squeeze you out in a second....Never in my life did it bother me to be part of the middle class until I flew El Al with the seat in front of me practically on my lap and the bourgeoisie Israeli couple from Kibbutz Gezer near Latrun to me left my flight fate was sealed I just prayed we get in safely most of the time ........ If Essa comes to smite the first camp then at least the other should be saved- when 2 valises were allowed I used to incorporate that strategy with my clothes- but when my prestigious yuteveta chocolate milk was confiscated at first security I was pleased to at least find the smaller bottles at the duty free-of course at triple the price. Realizing after the it is forbidden to board the flight with liquids exceeding 3.5 oz I meticulously packed 3 bottles in my smaller carry on  practically conceding them and 3 in the larger stowed deep under my phylacteries. Unlike Essa both camps were thoroughly checked and 6 bottles of the chocolate milk appeared on the table. "I'm fu%#ed" the stewardess smiled apologetically. I renege on wishing a stomach ache on anyone who drinks it.... The scalper I bought tickets from last year was pissed that I didn't call him back passing on his 4th row seats for 2000nis or roughly $575.... Called out as a wuss for not spending chaye Sarah here are some of the factors that played against me, how to make arrangements to get back to Jerusalem having to be up early for a flight the next day, spending the shabbos with strangers, the Marzals were all full and heaven forbid what if I needed to go #2. None the less thousands flocked for The cave purchasing anniversary..... I was shocked to learn that the Sephardi haradey community does NOT say the prayer for peace of the STATE of Israel No Respek ........

Security at Nokia

Arena in Tel aviv is iron clad they confiscated my one flavor of axe deodorant I had but not the other....My $200 per seats were good but not as good as I expected, and it irritated the hell out of me that DDG decided to show up 2 minutes before tip off , to apparently save $7 by taking a bus rather than a cab. The Atmosphere was electric and Macabi cruised......... if not for the hospitality of all the people i have met up in Israel my fuel band steps would be at a quarter of what they would have been accounted for so thanks to everyone who encouraged me to go to them rather than offer to come get me...... I still haven't stopped eating since I got here......Itching for some action I walked by the Damascus gate Friday after prayers, but in a way glad that besides taking an extra 12 and half minutes to exit to the street the situation is quiet......Once again there was no pilgrimage to the Temple amount, I tried to find a loophole via the Kabbalist and War hero R Ben shushan " due to holiness of the place and the fact that we don't know the places we can  go around its preferable not to" ..... Now that I have impressed a couple of girls for "being organized for a guy" more material to add to my dating resume, and I could also add that I am considered Rich in certain parts of the hemisphere...

I know this

guy whose name resembles a cheese that went all out for a girl. Red carpet treatment for his girl prime seats at a  basketball game, Dinner at a 5 star restaurant the whole nine yards his return on his investment 0.0. Now Minus dinner and the red carpet me and DDG( Design Danish Girl B)will be attending the Macabi Tel Aviv Basketball game with me my return 0.0...... Is it odd for a Bodega type style store to sell headphones?  "Does it look like we sell headphones??- instead of going through the motions i apologized for asking. I did buy generic Headphones with the BS''D on top, With G0ds help the headphones still didn't work.....Their will be no Tikkun Olam this trip as the Program Lap Dances for the Needy to save the strippers souls is on hold.....Their will be court-side seats to Macabbe Tel Aviv off their website i purchased two tickets 11 rows up price NIS 1400  or roughly $400 the same amount at MSG to see the knicks would send you somewhere's close to the nose bleeds.....Some Action at the Internet Cafe not Haradeim watching porn but one of the patrons upset at an employee commenting on his girlfriends ass. A short transcript of the conversation "let me see you talk to my girlfriend one more time i don't care how old you are im gonna f#ku in the ass and fu#%ck you up Throw a bunch of ben zona's and a big melee almost infused " the gentleman and his girlfriend were escorted out. It may have been a lil cynical of me to really want to see a fight......

On my way

   to Tel Aviv to meet up My Danish FB friend, One of the giants of backgammon; Falafel called me to see what i was up to. We met up at his barber shop and then walked to meet DDG( Danish design girl) I was perhaps thinking of setting up a shidduch as I am found myself TO RELIGIOUS for her. Their was no love connection but we all bonded over backgammon and stories of failed relationships....30 Years to the Beirut  Marine barrack bombing 241 marines were killed in the carnage by Hezbollah......Visiting Mount Herzl Military cemetery in Jerusalem and reading the headstones of all those who were killed defending and fighting for the Jewish State was Humbling and inspiring. The Tombs of Yoni Netnayhaou the commander at Entebbe and David "Dado" Elazar the brilliant chief of staff that prevented the destruction of the Third Temple during the Yom Kippur are side by side both died roughly six weeks apart in 1976.........
 

The Great Bill Russel

     Joked once that if you can bottle all the emotion that is released in a game you would have enough hatred to start a war and enough joy to prevent one. Thank g0d a war was averted as Beitar Jerusalem with a late goal defeated its arch enemy Hapoel Tel aviv 1-0. The rivalry that pre dates the founding of the state is Labor v. Revisionist Zionism, Secular v traditional, Left v Right  Haves V Haves not's  and Ashkenazim Elite and Sephardi. The hatred is still as intense from the days of the Arlozorof murder and the Sinking of the Altelna. Teddy Stadium in Jerusalem held a moment of silence for Rav Ovadia something unprecedented in Israeli Soccer, and the war was on. It took me a little while to catch up to the chants but i got them for the most part you're mother is a whore whose gonna suck it for us, You are whores, son's of bitches and faggots etc. it amazed me that the 30k plus that attended from all ages for knew the chants. A true love affair between a city and it's team and with G0ds help we won, and the fans deserved every bit of the victory....... Here is how I know i am not Israeli waiting on line to get in i was with in the first 50 -75 fans at the gate I would estimate that i was probably the 1000th to get in didn't matter though........