Thursday, August 29, 2013

.......But, I think its


 About Forgiveness Even if.......That's the Rosh Hashana Theme and with that Mission accomplished......I am Not very proud  to say that I ran into someone I once with out with and got towed , at The HT Wedding extravaganza, and was especially happy to see that she looked well let's leave it at that.....RE was having a blast and was happy that she was able to get a ride home. I ran into some people that I probably won't ever run into again not unless HT gets married again. I also terminally inexactitude my Hasidim Neighbor not being able to make his daughters wedding, and my Nose Bleeds to the Mets game at Shec Stadium well I ate those......Personally I am not worthy of ever representing a congregation in prayers, due to the fact that I am not especially relgious  My Question?? Should one who is a Cantor, Torah Reader, or have a religious Position in a shul be held to a higher standard regarding his actions and religion ? 

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Concede The Day



    Upon embarking on an a Hunting trip.,If the ancient Vikings would come across a walrus they  would turn back at head home. As they saw it as a bad omen. Let's compare it to losing you're metro card. forgetting you're phone,  having to go Number Two, and the train closing in you're face all before 7:30 Waaaaa..President Obama Famous for saying  "Things will get a lot worse before they get better".........With  former Neighbor HT getting married Today, My clubbing days are officially over last time i missed out on 8 G's at the club. I will be attending the Wedding with the lovely RE, Mazal Tov.......The Great EEE is back, Thinking i was guliable he throws out a name of a girl that resemebles something like "Oliveblackcox"-( stern show) playing along I infurarated him untill i found out it was serious.  My track record with EEE girls has been the doughnut that is the hole part, and not that hole. It wasn't a total loss though I did get Heartburn and a severly cut Thumb Perhaps Murphy's law will play in on this one............

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Look at the Doughnut,



 Not the Hole, some sage Business advice regarding going into something new. Driving to the Holy city one Is forced to make the un enviable decision between Shia or Sunni the Goethals or Outerbridge I chose Sunni. Leaving Saturday night I decided to pass on hanging out with RE and some of her friends  just to wishy washy for me with the "What do you want to do's or where do you want to go's and I'm just a bystander, but still another successful Shabbos.....Randomly I walked through union Square I couldn't resist the empty seat at the backgammon table set up on milk crates, A Haitian guy was sitting across me That I told him reminded me of a guy named Cecil from the old days in Bryant park -" I am cecil you idiot " and with that we played $3 a point as he has fallen on hard times. As horrible as I am, I can't imagine playing as poorly as him staking checkers and playing for the Double Six I took an Atrocious auto cube at the 8 level  on the last game for the action and got gammoned giving back my 9 point cushion and forfeiting $21 after a brief Two Hour session...........



Friday, August 23, 2013

The Apology,


was unnecessary, but it showed Reason and class. After practically ripping me a new one RRPG called me to say that she didn't mean to sound so harsh, Although i didn't agree with everything she said I thought it was fair, All the Best naaa............Four Mosquito bites were shot into Northern Israel, what the hell are the Israelis getting all uptight about.  Photo Courtesy of Qassam Rocket Hall of Fame, Sderot Israel......

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Two and Half


 Weeks and the RRPG ( really really pretty girl) chapter has been closed.  With The guidance of Lilith and not foreseeing a future. We decided to pull the plug on what was at times an intense 17 days. Despite our  religious, cultural and activity differences we some how found great chemistry. It may have blind sided her and her main question was   "Why did you go out with me"? For starters "how can  i ignore you're email" then perhaps to much Lust in my heart, or perhaps to give it a shot.  She excoriated me some more, of which i wanted to respond by chose to by part of the "Insulted and not insultees, hearing my shame and not responding". Against the advice of many I did the wrong thing, History will be the Judge of that........ Finally some real official closure after almost Six Months, It made me content, in person to properly Express my Gratitude and appreciation to.......... Can't make this up Turkish premier RTE has blamed Israel for the Egyptian Coup, with PROOF, sounds logical coming from a man who has detained a "Spy Bird" with a Tel Aviv, Israel collar for over Three months accusing the Bird of being an Agent........

Friday night,


Lies were followed by a Russian style Melave Malaka. Not wanting to circumvent  the Rae rules , I informed the Rubins I was invited elsewhere for sabbath. That terminal inexactitude turned out to be true as BM insisted I come For Supper. I told him I could stay for only a few minutes as the Rubins were waiting, plus you can't pass on Rae's Famous chicken Soup. DM wouldn't shut up, and by that time dinner had ended. The plan would've worked to perfection except for BM running into Mr Rubin Sr........RRPG went all out for The Russian style Melave Malka it featured an array of delicacies and some fancy dessert. We were disturbed at what we were doing (and it wasn't that though), but the Post sabbath festive atmosphere continued, even though no Mitzvah were made.....Should it bother me that RRPG had something in common with Barack Obama, and  Reggie Jackson? (and it's not that their all African Americans)........ If I ever rejoin online dating I've come up with and ingenious way of getting girls into replying to my emails.........



Sunday, August 18, 2013

Captain and Tenile


  reunited for a second go around. In an Exclusive to the OB. After being snubbed by Flatbush for lack of coaching experience Coach DM has been hired by Truck the David Dinkins of basketball coaching to Co- coach the JV and assist him on the varsity at the ultra orthodox school YDE. The Reunification of Jerusalem occurred in 67, Berlin in 89 and now this. They Have G0d on their side, but he isn't necessarily a basketball fan..........A quick note on the term co- coach I wish a linguist would probably define that term. My question is who makes last minute decisions, substitutions, defense changes etc. I reckon its more so of an inclusive title....Who am I to judge their is a young man selling water on the intersection of OP and ave O he wears a kippa and I always purchase a water from him, walking on Saturday I saw him selling water; no Kippa. Respek and big ups to him for doing Honest work, and give him the benefit of the doubt that he must really need to do that to provide Unquestionably not a Hillul Hashem in my mind, it reminded me of the story of Haredy woman forced to turn tricks as their Husbands are learning all day so that their babies and kids would have something to eat............