Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Raffle Ha Haradey....

A FB Friend Known in Most circles as "Alouf "- for his uncanny  resemblance to the Egyptian Spiritual leader is part of a Hardey organization that is putting together a raffle to win 12 Dimes. I bought $100 worth of Tickets and came up with the Ultimate plan to rig the raffle- The plan is simple put my ticket in the freezer and right before the drawing put it in the box where they take out the drawing, The one drawing the Ticket, would then feel for the cold one and Pull out my Name.( This was the scam the NBA ran in 85 Ewing Lottery with the envelopes to make the Knicks win- allegedly of course) Alouf Politely Declined the Scam, He's a good Haredy, I still have faith.............I was speaking to an Israeli Girl from Jdate, We became FB friends, Jesus Christ if  one only knew the friend we have in common-I got Skye because of her, We spoke for a while once, I emailed her after, never heard back (should i wonder why), I see her online, but sticking to the protocol of not being overbearing I have not messaged her...................

HAR HABEIT BEYADENU,

marking the 44th Anniversary of the Unification of Jerusalem. Those three words transmitted by general Mota Gur  are perhaps the three most important words in Modern day History of the Jewish People. The Liberation and return to the Holiness of our places, never ever to depart from them again, The Temple Mount, and Wailing Wall......  In my Opinion nothing can be greater than being a Paratrooper  at that time who were the first to reach the wall, and  stood  along side  Rav Shlomo  Goren Blowing the Shofar. making the blessing on Jerusalem and saying a prayer for the dead . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l17p0fTNvf0&feature=related......... it's Funny to hear now how the Arabs, whom refer to this war as the Naqsa( setback) Blame the Zionist aggression and How Egyptian President despite rallying Millions in the streets of Cairo Swearing to throw the Jews in the Sea was only Joking. The Story of the war and Operation Focus that knocked out the Egyptian Air force in the first three hours of the war is legendary....... Let's hope there is no conflict in Shul on Tommorow Regarding the Yehi Shem.............

Monday, May 30, 2011

If You can't Beat Em ,

Join Em. I am trying to set up a friend of mine through someone else with a friend of hers, and I must say There is some sort of Excitement to make this work, I am not punching my Ticket to heaven as of yet, But i am hopeful something may work out...........I Explained to The Seph Link Rep , Why i have been steering clear from her past couple matches, I maybe Forcing  her into an early retirement............Thanks but no Thanks to Munster or as he is known in Summer season as Mr Deal (for his penchant for the cut sleeve shirts, hair gel and jerky attitude)  - for trying to set me up with a  lovely 24 year old girl, But it some parts of the city I am old enough to be her father  That's pretty Way out of the  age range, But Exceptions of course can be made,  just not in this instance........ How unfair is this I am losing my hair, but not any weight, I may set up an appointment with the Hair Dr this week............

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Maybe If Ann Hathaway's face,

got run over by a truck, i can see the resemblance . I met up for a quick Brunch with "Funny Girl" - which lasted about an hour and change, Which was about an hour longer than i wanted to stay, but was very cordial, The basic conversation was about nothing, Jdate has not been good to me lately......... I got an Email from a girl who looks like the younger version of my Aunt Ethel, I'm still flattered......... There was a misunderstanding on my part the other day regarding the blog jumping the shark, my apologizes and a Happy 40th go out to DM...............I think me, My Nephew Sam and someones housekeeper in the greater Ocean Pkwy area are the only three people who wear Menachem Begin T- shirts............

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Jump the Shark,

has this the OB Blog been going on too long, I was informed by a loyal reader that it may be time to shut down the doors of OB, put away the ole keyboard as this Blogs has served out it's purpose. In my defense I didn't start this blog for readers or solicited any via FB or other Networks. I do appreciate all the readers and Thank you  for allowing me into you're computer screens for a couple minutes a day ........ "Folks I've had the best seat in the House, Thanks for sharing it I'll see you down the road"-

Friday, May 27, 2011

Finally,

 After getting the same description to every girl that i get set up with I got something different. To Refresh Every Girl is a great girl, Great family, Down to earth, Works, Not you're typical  "S" Girl - This new girl has a great A$$, I said I'm In., pending her checking me out on FB ............ After a few more emails - "Funny Girl" will be in Brooklyn Sunday, were going to meet up at some Cafe around Kings Highway....... I am wondering When and who was the first  to start the tradition of the Memorial Day  BBQ, and store sale. I thought Memorial day was supposed to be Somber?.........Munster was wrong the other day about the girl that we saw it wasn't the same girl i took out she looked too good............. FN On Girls - Plenty of Fish in the sea- just stay away from the "Shell Fish".............

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Pancakes .......

Was what was on my mind the whole night, I met up with a girl That I just sort of reconnected with after speaking to her six months ago. We Hung out in Williamsberg, I told her how much I hated the Hippies and don't recycle because of them, she didn't mind we Bsed for about and hour and change and I think will remain FB friends no more no less....................I made a sin today, While parking illegally to drop off a box at a store, I swiped a parking ticket off the vans window behind me ( it had several) and placed it on mine, After the delivery i put it back, Something tells me to expect a ticket soon...............Iv'e exchanged some emails with "funny Girl "- but fell out of her, I think she'd be great for networking as she is involved with all these events................