According to the

  Russians, One who doesn't ring in the new Year celebrating, Wont be celebrating the whole year...Hmmm..... A Mea Culpa, After several years of mimicking an acquaintance on Personal Hygiene.   Even to the point of sending people to Shake his hand, a long and overdue Apology is necessary.  Much Like Noah Who was Mocked and derided for telling people Gd would destroy the earth, he blew the whistle on Hand shaking, A concept that will probably become Obsolete....  Quoting Tesla  " Well the Sign Says", that face masks must be worn at I and D, The Hubris of  Some Fleimeshe  to adhere to that rule? It bothered me a little, Wait actually a lot otherwise, I wouldn't it note it here. Seems like a basic concept of RESPEK... The Rebuttal, maybe they had gotten it already and had the antibodies, maybe they couldnt afford one, and my personal favorite At a Jewish store they don't need to wear one, if it was a shoprite, bank, or  Bodega, then they should wear the mask to "avoid desecrating G0ds name". I saw something, But didn't say Something........Dean Smith Always Meant what he said, But Didn't always Say what he was thinking, So with that in mind, .L' Shana Tova   ,(          ) The L' of course is a testament to My late Grandmother...

Superstition!

     Today is the 189th day of this "Situation" that is 6 months and nine days, May the good.........Through out this Pandemic, I have implemented Some Unwritten rules for myself, that I follow religously for instance I never lay out my clothes at night for work the next day, avoiding certain places and shops for no apparent good reason, Always Always reading Pslam 70 before going to sleep, and Adding an Extra Spill of water, from Three to Four on my hands Every Morning........The Famous Saying in the Arab world is "It Doesn't matter who votes, What matters is who counts the votes" and here in the Good ole USA, we are headed in a similar direction. How the Heck can't we figure out  how to stop meddeling by other countries, How we can  make sure Absnetee ballots are processed properly, and making sure people don't vote several times, and the actual processing of all the votes. EVERYONE knows this now, Why can't figire it out before HellEction Day...... Wev'e become a ONE issue voter; The Pandemic ........The Central Issue in our apartment Upgrade was..... A Second Bathroom, for an additonal $1100 a Month was it worth it? We resooundly vetoed that resolution citing that Since we have moved, we only had Three serious bathroom overlapping Issues, Twice for Number #1 and once for #2, and were able to manage the crisis succesfully, Even if it meant peeing in the Bottle............

 

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Passover Bill of Rights amended

 The Passover Bill of Rights 
  AMENDED  1. Poor Mans Bread Cost a $#it load of Money
  
  2. Elijah The Prophet Comes in through the Front door and not the Chimney He does NOT         bring presents, It is 100%  safe to  welcome him in 

 3. In The Haggadah BEN ZOMA is a Scholar and not a Son of a Bitch 

 4. Everyone is aware the Romanian Lettuce has been Checked for Bugs, You do NOT need to  announce, when flying does the Pilot insist on Telling you That every Valise has been                 Checked for Bombs

   5. Macaroons are the officially sanctioned snack of this holiday 

  6. Double Dipping is not only Allowed But Encouraged,  
  
  7. Customary to Not Lace one's Shoes to Symbolize the Shackles our forefathers were              chained to in Egypt 

8. The Stick that beat the dog that bit the cat that ate the cheese Story is completely bullcrap 

9. The Jewish version of the NCAAs start on the second Night, Known as " The Omer"- The rules Single elimination, if you miss it you're out- You may still play at home........this season some have amended to add the quarantine days 

10. The commentators  say The real reason we eat matzoha is , while escaping from  Egypt G0d Wanted to constipate the Jewish people, that no one should have to go to the Bathroom and hold up the rest of the crowd  

And you never

    Ask Questions when G0d's on you're side.... At the Behest of my Hasadeem Neighbors they suggested, I call a Lawyer named " Scott" to handle my 71 in a 40, and fail to signal tickets on the FDR. Forking over $300 to "Scott", he got me a court date for May 7, 2020. This Past week  the office of "Scott" notified me that the BOTH tickets were Dismissed........ The  " UnSafe Lane Change" ticket, Required me to Travel to Hempstead. LI and sit in a crowded room, while waiting for a Court Prosecutor to call on me. After 16:31, The prosecutor reviewed my Ticket and  Offered "NO Points and a $250 Fine " " Can I counter Offer " Nope,  Despite proclaiming my innocence I took the deal, avoiding a trial. 22:11 later, Hearing room 2, the Judge read the verdict, and send me off to the cashier to Pay...The Stats 171 total minutes of " having nothing better to do"

Protect and

     Serve, Does not Mean you should Trump up False Charges against Law Abiding motorists. Twice this Past Month I was victimized by both the NYPD and the Nassau County PD. In Nassau for not having my Actual Insurance card, and " Unsafe Lane change" and in NYC for Speeding and failing to signal. Seems reasonable on the Flat foots end. However in the First instance, the FF knew that i was insured, and insisted on ticketing me, for that. The "Unsafe Lane Change" of which I signaled and the FF didn't see was because a car ahead of him " Stopped Short" and he had to stop short as well as to avoid hitting him.  For the Insurance ticket, Logic dictates you submit a copy of the card and it gets dismissed, However NC insists on having what is like tantamount to you're parents. Grandparents and other relatives submitting a note to a Teacher as to why you did Not do you're homework. In Short an Original letter only from the Home office of the company, on company letterhead.must be typed and signed, provide policy number, with every detail related to the car amongst other details etc. I do plan on fighting the " Unsafe lane" ticket and avoid perhaps Points, and the $288 fine with only G0d knows how many other fees attached to it..... As for the NYPD..............

If you See

                   Something, Do you Say Something?. It was a Hot May Afternoon on a crowded uptown Q Train, where my eyes gazed on a Skittish,  thin, meek looking middle aged man wearing a Winter Jacket, Rubbing prayer beads and Reciting Prayer phrases Loud enough to raise concern. Nervously and with out wanting to Profile, I got off at the next stop and Switched carts.... An off color remark at a Junior High School Basketball finals has landed yours truly into some hot water. Working the live Feed at the Game, Irresponsibility but with out Malice, I made some unfortunate comments both about individuals, as well as institutions. The Blow back was Severe, and after listening to the replays, It Horrified me, the Hurt and Harm I caused The people. Rest Assured my Broadcasting career is over, However BigJelly TV would still be operating, with exciting and new content........ Stat of the Day 1:43.17 Seconds from Time in the Pump to the first click to Fill up my car when showing approx 40 miles to the fill up. That Means, I probably need a a lot of help, or I waste approx Sixty Noine Hours a year filling up Gasoline..........

Congratulations

  to DM and the YDE thunder on an improbable championship run. DM was the Jerome Moiso ( Rick Pitino's Diff maker) in all Three Victories, This is a classic " Noah was a Righteous Man " Scenario.......Israel is Blessed with four Seasons Spring, Summer, War and Helections. In the Much Hyped Heavy Weight Match-up the results came back with a Disappointing Draw. The Torah Sages Campaign promises of " Olam Habaa" or a portion in the world to come, Brought out Thousands of Voters that have ensured that King BiBi will continue to reign over the Kingdom of Judea........ Is a Yarmulke something Holy? Anytime A Yarmulke is on the floor I make a concerted effort to pick it up, It's still unclear Why?........... "Anybody Here seen my Old Friend Martin"? (04-04-68)........ For how long is it permissible to park in a business lot, With out violating G0ds Laws? TD Bank parking lot is always full, full of patrons running errands elsewhere. Does that constitute Theft or is it Similar to just helping yourself to some nuts from Store Displays?.......Special. Events to  look forward to in the next couple of weeks  Persian Parade, May Day, and the Weed parade