Getting back to me?

    Roughly a week after our conversation, The Bodacious and  Shapely Woman from the Old Soviet Block,  Decided to go with her gut and believe that I am not Bipolar and have a history of mental illness and retardation . Flattered by that notion, We got together at a very Empty Sheesphead bay Bar and restaurant. A little under the weather, It was a bad case of food Poisoning,  from what she deemed was a very non kosher Lobster, She was impressively Witty with some interesting Ideas. Clearly not a match for the Future, I don't believe she saw me as a match for the present. She had some Fascinating stories and observations and even complimented me on being well spoken and articulate, Really?  We went through the motions of the one and done dates, and that left me to ponder  That I am  not  good enough for hooking up ....... But maybe good enough for something more......What's next is the 30 day Dating disabled list........ "What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground"?... 45 years to Kent State. 05/04/70...

I can't really,

             answer what Drove me to go out to Queens last week,  Not because of lack of Transparency, But more so for What the hell is the matter with me?.  Perhaps not being of sound body or mind, but more so of a weak Personality that can not just  say No,  The Ride was hellish as it took me almost two hours,through traffic and of course the fender bender on the LIE. Not being able to park I asked the  very confident and Ultra curvaceous Older woman if she can meet me outside and we can go somewhere else. Ravenous and cranky due to my Diet, (that is not working), traffic and the fender bender. The good news is she really liked me, the bad news She really liked me. Not feeling it, of course i couldn't tell her, So i chose the Be a little evasive and hope things would fade. Things did get a little interesting during the course of conversations During the week  and was really appreciative at her flattering me. She correctly criticized me for not courting her, i Understood and Sent her What i felt was a fair text that I appreciated her and that I didn't feel we were great for each other. A little Spurious but True, I can write a blog of how many times girls told me that. Her reply, I felt was Speculative and harsh and chose to let her have the last word........

Woman of the former

  Iron Curtain ask the Darndest Questions, Do I have Mental Issues? Bipolar? History of Family Craziness? If i did does she really think i would confess to it , I left it at I'm probably a lil Nutty, but of course in a fun way. She'll get back to me..........Just about to Head out for a Get together with an attractive Older woman the text comes " Hi.....I'm very sorry to cancel so late, but I've changed my mind.. Not sure we are the right fit for one another. I'm sorry so late...." Duh, Was their any doubt we were?  I  wished her the best of luck in finding what she was looking for..... How do you determine whose first in line, When people Start assembling outside a Citi Bank a few Minutes before it opens? Their were Seven of us waiting, I was the Third person for sure. Their were Four tellers when the Bank opened, I had to wait on line... Who cares?......

A Week into my Diet,

  The only thing i seem to be losing is hair, Maybe it's time to wave the white flag in this never ending Weight loss battle...... My Trip to Queens Sunday afternoon was stalled, due to a side Swiping incident on the LIE, the driver who hit me to his credit Stopped, and checked to see if all was OK. For me this is already the 4th Mishap with this Cursed Vehicle. Stepping outside to Survey the damages of which seemed to only be a  Scratched up side Bumper. We exchanged information, and he offered me 300- 400 in cash. The Typical Standard Israeli always over inflates the damage and the bargaining starts at at least 500.  I declined his offer,doubting the damage was that high, and told him I'll check it out. Here is the dilemma, My whole bumper would probably need to be repainted, when my lease is up, and should they just repaint that area, it wouldn't match the rest of the bumper. With a clear conscience can i ask for money for something that Needs to be done eventually, and if I ask for Money Whats a fair amount?  A better Question to ask Why  the Hell Was I going to Queens?........Congratulations to the Munster's  on the birth of a baby girl,  no Bris  Which translates to No gift.........

History Does not

  Repeat itself, it just Rhymes. After last Saturday night's fiasco with the Shiksa Sensation, who completely blew me off, by ignoring all my corresponding texts. The Same circumstances were drawn up for this Saturday night, with the exception that she was Very much Jewish like me. Exchanging texts, of looking forwards, which by the way is probably the biggest crock of....... The Correspondence Stopped. Never over messaging, A late Friday Afternoon, 90th minute Text - Something better came up, get lost and take a hike. Oops typo  She had am Awful 24 hour virus, and wanted to see if we can reschedule? " Absolutely For sure, must be the weather, Shabbat Shalom "She thanked me for understanding, we have tentatively Scheduled for Never. Their is some other things cooking, They just not be Really Kosher..........A  fait accompli,  It maybe a coincidence, but I've noticed that all people who put their Syrian Yarmulke folded and on  the top of their heads happen to be douche bags. I always wondered if they all got together to plan it that way...........

In Israel

 In order to be a realist, one must believe in Miracles (DBG) . Happy 67th to the Zionists.........  It Took President Harry Truman 11 minutes to recognize the provisional Jewish government as the De facto government of the State of Israel..... What took so long?..... Not Sure who to root against more The Rockets or Mavs, They Both cut Israelis  Omri Casppi and Gal Mekel........



Reprinted:

 TEN THINGS ISRAELI
10.) The Rowdy and vociferous clapping when the wheels touch down at Ben Gurion 
9.) Black Tie Events Include Jeans and Sneakers 
8.)You Never have to worry about Cursing at any Venue TV/ Radio/ Events/ Weddings etc All Are uncensored in Hebrew English and Arabic
7.) EHHHH EHHHH EHHHHH EHHHHH
6.) The Strip Clubs have Mezuzot
5.)  The White Gym Socks at any Social Event are and will always be in Style
4.) You Can pretty much pee where ever you want
3.) Israeli Scalpers are really Really honest
2.) Being Bar Mitzvah Entitles you the right to buy Cigarettes, Beer and Porn
1.) Home To the Worlds Greatest outdoor Party kotel plaza- Jerusalem

A) For the country that Invented the great Navigation system WAZE,  It will never beat the Wonderful directions of the Pointing  " Here Or There" by the great people

The Listerine Toe

        of Reform girl iii  unhealed, She asked if  it were OK to Meet her in LIC, and she wear sneakers. This Seemed way to easy, But of course. The Town is Extraordinaire, beautiful apartment Buildings, on the Water front over looking Manhattan. No Sneakers, She was dolled out, and looked like She came off the set of Some  LI Housewives show, She had the really great accent to. Over the course of Drinks, I listened, and listened about her work, her Wild times, and of course her Lesbian friends. She was overtly animated, but especially interesting, and I was counting on being rewarded for my Exceptional listening skills. Chatting more about her toe, and showing concern  in front of her Building, I knew that it was Now or Never, She didn't invite me up.......Never won..........