Leaving

   A few minutes early for my 700 Date at Sheepshead bay, The text comes  "I hate myself for doing it, but we probably going to reschedule...... if you still up to meeting me"... Scrutinizing  the language of the text,even though she's Russian. Here is what I came up with -  She is going out with someone else tonight, She knows she's wrong for canceling 8 minutes before, but is trying to gain sympathy, and doesn't really want to meet up by asking that way.  For certain I  was pissed not because she canceled, but cause she was Russian;  naa she really did mess up other plans for me I replied, "No worries, Hope everything is OK, and maybe another time". We exchanged OKs and  probably deleted each other's numbers, at least i did hers. The realty of Today's dating something better comes up you jump on it, but at least be courteous and cancel before...... For some odd and unknown Reason, The TV and Internet in my Apartment goes down. Unclear on how to handle the crisis, I spent countless hours and time Speaking to Several Techs and Reps from Verizon. Three Days later a Tech Shows, Starts laughing. One of the coaxial cables were knocked out, 90 Seconds later Tubegalore is back again.....With  our predictions of a huge Likud win, Despite all the odds, the OB averted its " Dewey Defeats Truman" moment and
 

going AWOL

       for a couple weeks, left me clear to reflect, refresh and strategies my dating life. While on leave i did attend a very fun Birthday Party for a girl named  "Susie" as far as who the hell she was?  What the hell why Not.?  I knew some people going and figured to join. The Highlight of the night Should have been..... But I did get to meet Susie a really Fit and pretty hot early 40's Divorcee, we spoke a little and she rebuffed my friendship attempt. However it was especially gratifying to finally meet up with the young lady whom  once Referred to me as "Slow and Off", She of course had no recollection, but it gave me great pleasure to act stupid around her, after all I am Slow.  In My Defense She is no  aeronautical engineer, But probably a lot richer than any of them.........Kosher restaurant's continue to hijack their patrons with inflated prices, Crappy Service and total disregard for customer comfort. The reason  they CAN. Breaking bread with Mooch the Mrs and Brust and at a midtown Kosher eatery, I  would rather pay the city money in parking in tickets than the restaurant., but none the less bread was Broken, I had my First cigarette since Oct 2014..... I didn't inhale........

The Real Reason why Likud

 will form the next Government ? Could it be  "The Bradley Effect" of course referring to a Situation where people polled are scared to say who they Really are going to vote for. With all the vitriolic Rhetoric coming from every angle Attacking PM Netanyahou. I Still find it  hard to Imagine, That when it comes time to pull the lever in favor of " Bugi- Tzippy" ticket, People would have the guts to do it. The Israeli's  know Deep down that their is a  distinct correlation between concessions and Terror. Their greatest fears would to to reverberate back to the OSLO, and then the Expulsion of the Gaza beltway communities Days. However the real Reason Why the Likud Will form the next government? What is Because Perennial loser and inveterate schmer  Shimon Heres Endorsed the Labor party...........


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"Ghosting"

         is the term, I learned from an old  Persian date of mine, where one party in a Dating Simply Disappears.  After some intense conversation That included some of my Favorite topics; Porn in particular, with a girl I've been seeing for the Third time, It was unclear weather we would be doing.....Choosing the road more traveled by these days, We both kind of  Disappeared on each other for a few days. She blinked first and messaged me That it was OK if I didn't feel the connection, Of which I said It's been a Rough week; it was. Some brief texts after and No Hurt, Harm, or Injustice on any side........ Realizing that It is Incredibly insipid to carry on Scores of conversations with a coterie of women, and trying to " figure out"when to get together, and then not following up, made me realize that Quick Fix online dating   have turned me into a worse person that I already am. I " Forget" about dates, I ignore and only to be fair also get ignored, and lost track of how many hours a week I waste playing this game....... Here is how I wish i can be more like My father. Going together to the Nets- Pelicans game with my 9 year old Nephew. He insisted it was OK for him to go under the turn style, Clearly wrong, but very funny. My Father is an Expert at getting a seat on the train, Doesn't matter if he let's people off first or squeeze into a technically Six Skinny person Bench on the train where their are five Fat ones. The Nets Were Embarrassingly bad and got blown out.........

Trained Like A Beudian

  Tracker, to Scour the Terrain  for dog doody,. For the first the first time in over 19 months, I failed at my job, Lucky for me their was a lot of puddles and snow on the ground.......... The Speech of  The Century, Was not even the Speech of the year, Not even sure it was the Speech of the month. Most Expected  BiBi  to hit  it out of the park like he did back in March 2011, but instead He settled for  A meek Harold Baines like infield Single. Despite not bringing anything new he did Accentuate and continued to put pressure on a bad deal with Iran. The Arab States had no problem living with an Alleged Nuclear Israel for over Forty Years, But have a major problem living with a Potential  Nuclear Iran for one minute......

















                       

ich ben Ein Berliner

      Trying to impress my German  Tinderdate, Tuesday night, I greeted her with that phrase, Unimpressed She did know it was Kennedy. Going through the usual Chit chat, She seemed   uncomfortable at some of my Jewish related Questions. Especially when asking if her family would be very upset if she ever dated or broke bread with a Jew, Not that we would ever date, but...... I cut down on the Jew Questions, and Focused more life in the Deutchland. A lighting Engineer, she was really smart, but I really didn't care, choosing to focus on the cleavage. Driving her home, only cause the weather was really crappy, I never believed that anything is a waste of time, But this was really a waste of time, As the only thing i learned was how to say Sh%$it in German, Would have taken me Two Seconds to Google it............An Evil Thought raced through my mind, As i was running Errands on the Snowiest Purim on Record. What if HAMAN really won the war, No one would be double parking or blocking traffic in the quest of exchanging Mishloach Manot,for g0d's Sake.  The downside would be that the Megillah Would not have a Happy Ending,... Just an Evil thought
                       

The NY JETS,

 is what my dating life has been become. Despite all the Preparations and Effort, I either manage to Mess up, get messed up and ultimately get Screwed or Not Screwed. Some Dates, Are complete blow outs, where from the start I know their is no chance. Many Others, I invest the time, Effort, Money and am practically knocking on heavens door , only to be told naa you can't come in, It's as if,  I invest my Sunday afternoons Watching the Jets, Seeing them comeback, look like their gonna win, and that in the end, have me cursing for Sitting through Three and half hours only to know that their gonna lose ........ In the Warriors code "their is no Surrender the Body Says stop, the spirit cries never". The great EEE was cruising and on record setting pace when he reached the Eight Mile mark  , in quest for glory in the short shorts,itchy a$$ division of the Disney Half Marathon. When suddenly  he began having Severe gas and blistering Knee pain . Where most runners would throw in the towel,  EEE Was determined to finish, and refused to give up trekking the last Five miles on Spirit, Heart and guts. A noted observer said  "He may have come in one of the last in the half Marathon race, but he came in first in the Human race". This was his True Derek Redmond Moment and for those who do not Know what that is i Highly recommend watching this water shedding 3 minute video   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZlXWp6vFdE..........