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Week, the last of the cancellations . She is starting heavy meds and her Dr Said 72 Hours, Bummer she was really excited to meet me too....... My favorite line, when Scheduling with someone that I'm very apathetic to going out with is " Will figure it out", and we never usually figure it out. What happens when the girl feeds me that same  line?........My father should have played the lotto this week and here's why.. Doing me a favor, he took the deposit i had for my Landlord to the Bank, Unbeknowest to him, he deposited at Chase as opposed to Citi. Seems like an issue can easily be elucidated. It's relatively uncommon to match The same Account number from Two Different Banks,But it's like hitting a Half court Shot with four hands in you're face. But for the Names of the people to be close enough to Where the teller doesn't even blink, That's more like hitting a   Full court shot, blindfolded, while reciting the Psalms. My Overzealous bank cleared the check in less than 16 hours, with an " impossible chance  to do a stop payment", or request the funds back, make for a real sticky situation. The matter is still unsettled and for the time I'm out Thirteen Hundred Bones..........

56 years ago

    (02.03) was the day the music died........ Three for three in cancelled dates so far this week. perhaps g0d is sending us bad weather as a sign, for  me not to go out with girls whom are not members of the tribe. No way  G0d would be ..... blocking me though, I'm sure he understands. One more potential date set for Thursday shes a MOT ( member of the tribe) but isn't their always a but.....Ilan Ramon and the Columbia tragedy 02.01, there was some great question how one observed holidays in space with time changing so quickly ........" My fathers Jewish, my mothers Jewish, I'm Jewish  (02.01.02) the murder of Daniel pearl...........

My EX

   Landlord, Selim the Dream,  wishes he was me, and refereed to me as the King. Taken aback "King"?  in a heavily Thick  accent  yes - " You don't have worry about anything". Unsure of what that at first, it hit me later that although I never thought of myself as one, but I am a Selfish Person, who only worries about himself.....  A blessed HBHM to all my African American readers.....Whatever happened  to Global Warming?.......  When seeing an Ex or someone you've gone out with before, Do you Click Yes or Swipe right?.......The Weather has been a real momentum killer, postponing already Two Potentials Drinks dates and probably one more for later in the week. Rain checks have been giving, but its similar to ones to baseball games that reschedule at the End of season, Where the games are meaningless and sometimes not even played............

Borat

 Would be too easy, Overused, and not Funny to invoke with my Khazagstianian Date last night. Texting me that She happens to be in the Area, and Either of us had anything better to do, We decided to meet up at a Sheepshead bay Cafe. She was an anomaly amongst her countryman, The daughter of a Transportation CEO, ( she knew the song " in my country") she grew up wealthy, and with opportunity. We spoke Cold war, Relationships, Sex, and the Crimea. Her Accent wasn't very thick, but it still allowed her to be politically incorrect. I was using, and I'm sure misusing big words. knowing she wouldn't catch on. The Parking meter turned out to be the Lord and Savior of the Evening, as hers was set to expire and I certainly didn't want her to get a ticket, like I did.  She went Shami style with the perfume, but still smelled good. We thanked each other for not Wasting Each other's time, and more importantly  I learned, Should I ever get into the end zone the proper procedure to do the Cross..... Scandalous, The Israeli AG wants to probe the Netanyahous over Bottle deposit money, Their accusing Sarah of pocketing around $1000 of State Cheese. The ABB (Anybody but BiBi) needs more ammunition.........According to Expert AM. The Patriot side is the right side for the Super bowl..........

My Joel Osteen

 moment came in the form of shoveling this morning. Complaining to myself about the onerous task, as I was meticulously shoveling the sidewalk, and driveway. It hit me how lucky and fortunate I am that g0d gave me the strength and health to be able to shovel, made the job much easier, as a Bonus I got some Free Exercise........Brunch, has become one of my Favorite pastimes. I can't recall the last time I ever went to Brunch, but EVERY single girl, I've been speaking is always " Doing Brunch", just a small white lie to Impress girl's, it's not like I lie to them at tell them I'm really Rich and leave out the part of  "if I were living in the Eritrea"........ Witnessing a Discussion about shoveling  Between a home owner and a Shoveler. They were arguing over  FIVE dollars. Uncertain what the going rate for shoveling is, but the  $50 for the Whole driveway and area the kid was offering seemed fair,  especially under the circumstances. However to be paid $50 for about an hour maybe an Hour and half's work Can seem pricy........ Last note of the Bibi- Obama Feud. Alan West summed it up best by saying  Trying to Instruct the White House on Manners , recalls What Mark Twain said about trying to teach a pig to sing: It wastes your time and annoys the pig...........

How great would it

  Be if Mike Kryshweski turned out to be Like Bill Cosby. For certain  it is only alleged that he was boning Pam Valvano while Jimmy V was Never giving up, and The Wizard of West wood John Wooden never knew That UCLA booster Sam Gilbert was showering his players gifts and  $50 per hour Jobs Painting houses in the 1970's........The shaky relationship between the Obama and Netanyahou  administration , has led many people I know to refer to Obama as a Mooslim and Anti- Semitic. When one makes that argument, they minimize the his actual disdain for Netanyahou and the Security of Israel. Their is no question that Obama is NOT anti-Semitic, as he is surrounded by far left leaning Jews, of which their religion is Liberalism First. They shape up his ME policy that is perilous to the State of Israel. The Sentiment amongst the Liberal Jewish by name only Elite, that claim they have Israel's best interest at heart, is that Israel needs to be Punished for their policy of Safeguarding their citizens, against Arab Incitement and violence. As mentioned before Like Begin with Iraq, Netanyahou's Legacy will be Weather he prevented the Iranians from Going Nuclear or not. No Question he will incur the Wrath of Obama, and it probably will be painful especially at the UN Security council. BiBi not only should speak before  a joint session of congress, against the evils of a bad deal, but he should powerfully outline and deliver the message on the Severity and consequences should G0d forbid Iran get the Bomb. With the weight of the Entire Jewish people on his shoulders, History will not be kind to Mr. Netanyahou if he does not doing EVERYTHING in his power to prevent that, even if  that includes pissing off Mr. Obama........

The Patriots

     who won 45-7 , needed to deflate the footballs to beat the Colts, as much as Nixon who carried 49 states in the 72 elections needed to spy on the democrats and break into Watergate.....With nothing doing on the social end, and the war being over, I promised to take one for the team, in a form of an overly Bubbly woman of the Tribe, doing a prescription audit, Inquiring how Bubbly? " Don't worry about it". I will be hosting her for the audit,Tuesday...... A reader asks whats proper Knocking on the door protocol? Three Loud Knocks, wait 30 Seconds before knocking again, and after that anything goes.........