Peace with Honor,

         After Three long months, The war is over at Gideon's, Just like Japan I unconditionally surrendered, but with honor.  A lot has happened Since the war began in Nov... however If this is the worst thing that happens to me in  life, I have to consider myself especially lucky...... Unbeknownst to a friend of mine, she tried hooking me up with a girl that so happened to be an Ex of mine's BEST friend. A clear violation of Dating Codex. Turned out well we had a really good mutual excuse not go out, Everyone is happy...... Four times in the History of the United States has a Foreign leader been invited to address BOTH houses of congress. Winston Churchill, Yitzhak Rabin ( his solider in the army of peace speech) Benjamin Netanyahou in 1996 and 2011 and now he's been invited again, The liberal world in Israel and abroad are in uproar. How can he do this to Obama, and how he's straining US- Israeli relations. Firstly for the perfidious Israeli left, This is a great honor to you're country and not Netanyahou , and to the American left, He did  NOT invite himself. Bibi will not only win in upcoming elections, He's gonna win BIG.............If you break it, Do you own it?......Shopping at the Heimseche Supermarket The Mushroom Salad that i was carrying slipped out of my hand, With the plastic container cracking, After taking a whiff of the food, I wasn't to disappointed, However the Heimesche insisted I pay, of which I understood it was my fault, but.......

Nothing

can be more discouraging than to be told  " you look like crap"  fifteen minutes prior to a blind date. Desperately needing  the bathroom (#1), I stopped at a favorite Customers of mine on 86th street. Unshaven and looking a Little disheveled ( perhaps i always do) the friendly store staff asked me what i was doing here and why do i look like crap.  Confidence less and On my way to meet a date on 89th street. Early as usual, i was the first patron at the lounge that resembled a scene from a Charles Dickens Novel, The Creaking Floors, Old long mirrors, Odd paintings and the high velvet red couches. As she entered she couldn't miss me, though i kind of wish she did, didn't matter that i looked like crap, now i felt like that too. We went through about an hours conversation that made 0.0 sense, with exception to me telling her the reason i admire my father is that he can make #2 anywhere. The highlight of the night was me going to the bathroom to check out my seven new tinder matches, she probably was checking her new matches as well. She thanked me for walking her home, I thanked her for walking. Perhaps a few more drinks would have garnered me an invitation upstairs, but i never drink and drive and she was probably thinking the same......

Mohammed

, will be coming down from the mountain, and church on Sunday will be church everyday. Almost home free, I'm at a halfway house from the Gideon's sentence, and besides my knees hurting,  stomach imploding, and systems off schedule, Normalcy is approaching...... . "The stigma of Tinder has changed, and despite what it sounds like, it is not for hooking up purposes solely, but just a short cut that avoids the tedious process of filling out profiles" - I couldn't agree more with a Bisexual young lady, whom was explaining to me the process. Fascinated how she dates both guys and girls, how she juggles both interests. Despite the fact she's not especially fit, I still really wanted  to hear more... A click with an Exotic non Practicing Babylonian Princess, left me curious. After some witty banter, we decided to Spend our Saturday night together at a mid level Upper East Eatery.  Attractive, and on time, it was love at first site, not really but she did look really good with her accentuating curves, she was worldly, Highly intelligent, left winged, and a Typical Over Achiever. When asking her in the most Flattering way " Why still single at 40"? She wasn't annoyed, but made the point that people assume their is something wrong. We exchanged  relationship stories.She taught me the concept of " Ghosting" ( it's when you're in a relationship or semi relationship and just basically disappear and not text back). She mentioned she writes a lot, I held back from telling her I do as well ,I can't imagine how she would react , reading my " uncle Joe Poetry" .We went back to arguing politics and Supreme court Justices, I impressed myself by knowing Eight out of Nine. Wrapping up the night the talk shifted to Yoga and Persian profanity, and with her unmatching me several hours later, She confirmed we will not be breaking bread again ...... However.......

OP-ED

       
           The Terrible Tragedies in France this past week, have led the PM Hollande to unite with Forty Three other heads of States and rally organist Radical Islamic terror. The Garrulous French Philosopher  Bernard Henri Levi was beaming as he was being interviewed by CNN.  This is the day that brought together Muslims, Christians, Jews ,and people of all Faiths linking arm and arm, Smoking the Peace Pipe and calling for the eradication of all Terror. On the Surface it feels like a water shed moment, where it seems like the world  is coming together as one, but unfortunately that's not the realty for Jews living in Europe. Does one actually believe that now Jews can walk around  France dawning their Skull caps or the Star of David necklaces in the open?  Houses of worship and Schools would not need Bolstered Security?  The Following statement may come off as harsh, But Had the Kosher marker Shooting not be linking to the "Charlie Heebedo" Killing. The Four Jews who died Sanctifying the Lord's  Name, would be victims to just another massacre of a pissed off Muslim whom was mentally insane and had problems integrating into Society. The Realty for Jews is not the the Signs proclaiming that Suddenly "Everyone is a Jew", but more so of the past summer Where  Tens of thousands marched across the capital Shouting " Jew Get out ", or the vicious attacks on Jewish owned business and synagogues protesting the Israeli Defense Operation Protective Edge. Their was the carnage at the Jewish Day School in Toulouse, The Ilan Halami Torture and murder, as well as  record breaking Anti-Semitic or to Sound more politically correct Deranged People who randomly attack Jews, Cause their pissed at Israel. Progressives are Irate, that PM Benjamin Netanyahou called  for the mass emigration Jews, and naturally accuse him of  "Fear mongering, "and playing politics. The Fact of the Matter, France has been Inwardly Hostile towards Israel  for years, and now that has spilled towards its Jewish citizens. Their Abandonment of the alleged nuclear Project, then through out their wars with the Arab States, Of course their was  Entebbe,  the building of the Iraqi nuclear reactor that threatened the existence of the Jewish State, and Consistent voting and sponsoring resolutions against Israel in the UN . Turkish Premier Tayeep Erdogan Swore that he had proof that Jews were behind the Overthrow of Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt,The proof Of course was The Same Bernhard Henri Levi, They may not be drinking the same Beer, as that's Haram or forbidden, But with out a doubt the same Koolaide.............

The "Blessed be

  The redeemer  he  has released me from the Punishment of this"  Blessing is on hold. Excited to Exit  Gideon's on the 15th It may take a couple more weeks . Which means that Their is no Santa Klaus or in my case an Eliyahou Hanavi  But i do get to Bitch for couple more weeks....... The Figuring it out phase with HRG, has been figured out, and the dating suggestions have been coming in from all different directions.  I promised an Ex of mine to check out, one of  her set up Suggestion, of which im Still in the process of  hmm still checking out. The Rabbi that annoys me Sometimes, has suggested an Affluent Semi Haimeshe Thick young lady, For the Right price?? of course thats a joke. The link ladies have discovered that loving feeling and have been eager before vacation,  and getting back on line has been left me with a really really Sore thumb......

Figuring it out,

in Dating is a Euphemism for it's over,and not Yogi Berra Style Over. After some short Exchanges with HRG, its been accepted that we Figured it out. The Good News for her of course is,  that With my Dating track record She should be Getting married sometime Between now and 2016.......   The Stats are slowly coming in from the Failed Gideon's Project, and to Quote the late Roger Toussiant  " Tings do not look good". Some of the numbers:Two major car Accidents, One stolen Mirror, 10 Lbs and counting, one time going to the gym, and the Dollar amount not priceless but A lot .... How did the late Great Sage Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, get linked to an Organization " Sephardi Zionist Something ", Aside from serving as chief Rabbi to State of Israel, the Torah Giant had very little, if nothing at all to do with Zionism.......

Health insurance,

Is the best thing that's happened to me so far in 2015. Being insurance less for that last two months, I consider myself fortunate going through two serious major damage accidents to my car and not being hurt, except of course in the  pocket.......Symon Persky " no more resolutions only solutions ".........Uncertain how I got involved in shipping two large boxes to California for a twenty year old girl, I had nothing to do with. Cost me $66.84 but I'm sure I'll be hit with extra shipping charges As one of her boxes weighed at least fifty pounds as opposed to the twenty five I listed it at.........A Quiet Dinner, some heavy conversation led HRG and I to consider the State of our Union or Nascent Relationship. The Established Fact is that on many levels were very different, and that has impeded our progress from Stage two, the getting to know each other phase to Stage Three the Exclusivity Part. Pondering the final Moments of 2014,  We acquiesced to toast in the new year in Traditional fashion, before taking  "time off"  to figure it out..........