The Extra Seventeen

   minute wait for HRG( Human Rights girl) Was well worth it. As I kept circling the block fearing the Fuzz walking the beat should be back to ticket me after protecting and serving by making move off the Hydrant. She Smelled really good and an free exchange of ideas really flowed as to how many Cologne or Perfume sprays are allowed. "when in doubt spray less as to avoid smelling like the Shamies" who are notorious Cologne sprayer Violators. The Short ride to the Famed Lavo restaurant Specifically know for the Extra tall and leggy non WNBA playing woman, Jilted any nervousness i was feeling and it led me to confess that " irving" was not The Moshiach or Eliyahu hanavi but rather a concierge ( I was using my sil account)  that sets people at different places, She had one upped me on irving by  actually attending his wedding. Brimming with confidence that belied my Nervous nature I ordered for the table, yet  insisting she kept a  reserve menu behind her just in case. Once again Thanks to my SIL( sister in law) suggestions my order was a slam dunk on all fronts - Louie Salad- FF- Pizza- Salmon and Spinach. We got comfortable enough to Exchange Instagrams, and  Men's rooms V Ladies room Bathroom Drama. Hers Girls complaining of Nyc Guys and mine Guys farting with out regard to anyone else who maybe in the Bathroom, and Sympathizing for the poor Attendant stuck in a cramp space between Two urinals and a Sit down toilet. Fumbling for some words towards the end of the night, and not wanting to make the wrong or too soon move  " I had a really really great time" - " yeah me too" - Church on Sunday yup......... Thirty one years to the Marine Barracks Bombing in Beirut by Hezbollah

IT WAS KALE SALAD,

all over again, but this go around the Kale Salad looked way better. Playing around on one of the Apps, I connected with an over the top, lights out Middle aged Divorcee, After a short text and phone exchange of pretty much just having similar backgrounds in common, The Fact of the Matter was She was Hot, So who cares. Having mentioned she needed to pick up her Health food at a Park Slope Shop, The Suggestion of going with her and then sitting somewhere in the area Seemed very logical. In Case it wasn't mentioned she was Hot. Our Conversation consisted of me listening to her Speak to her uncle on the ride there and her spewing some directions, but she was still hot, and clearly not into any part of me, I could been Gandhi or Jesus Christ or Long Don Silver( of Anita Hill fame) it would not have mattered. The Main Event Consisted of her Absolute favorite Brussels Sprouts and Fish, leading me to believe the Night can be salvaged. Not even that helped and in way out of character fashion for her, She became intensely tired, I complimented myself on having a good effect on her and suggested should she ever need to sleep to contact me. I wasn't flattered to be her first App Date, but i certainly know I wont be her last. "Did i set the Barometer high for you in  future dates?" She just complimented me on being a gentleman blablabla. What have we learned that it's bad for food digestion when you drink and eat at the same time, and more importantly that it should be forbidden for certain people to Procreate.......................
 

“Gott mitt uns,”

 Was the Austrian Battle Cry in WWI, That means G0d is With us. Deciding to incorporate that theme into my Dates has yielded similar results to How the Austrians fared in the War to end all Wars. The Stone Rose lounge was the Venue for  A late Sunday Matinee get together with a girl, I've been speaking with for sometime.  She was every Jewish Woman's Dream girl; Except she was Straight.;A Successful colon something Dr, that scored really high on her SATS. Adding to her impressive Academic Resume She was also an avid runner, Who will be running her Second NYC marathon this November. Her time Roughly Six hours or 13 minute miles, What made it more impressive was well She wasn't exactly hmm Exactly. Everything clicked on every level except for what was supposed to click. What  have we learned was that i have 9 more years  before i do that colon Test, So there was some really really good news. No church on Sunday......... A great and resilient crowd at  the MET to protest " The Death of Klinghoffer", The Opera that glorify the Brutal Murder of a Jewish American Citizen. The Notables Speakers  there Mayor Guilaini, Peter King, Alan Dershowitz, Rabbi Shmooly, Ron Lauder and Mort Klien..........

"NO MORE

WARS, NO MORE BLOODSHED, NO MORE BEREAVEMENT"..... "ENOUGH" ...... The State Dept implores all the Belligerents in the Simchat Torah Wars to lay down their arms. Their will not be any more causalities of Onion Rings and Laffy Taffy Lamented a nameless Community Organizer. Dylan Perhaps put it best  " How many deaths will it take it till he knows that too many people have died "....... Synagogue  Stat of the Week Hoshana Raba Hakafot last on an Average of 3:58.47 pending who leads the Round tripper..........

The Royal Treatment....

 Picking up HRG( changed from BRG Human rights girl) She was Surprisingly taller than I had anticipated and looked Especially pretty. Certain she can tell I was a lil nervous, Fumbling to finish off my Sentences and Thoughts of which I didn't come off as very articulate. My SIL( Sister in law) hooked me up a PAS establishment, and upon entering, promptly we were ushered to the best seats in the house. One of the Big wigs walked by to Shake my hand and make sure that Irving knew we were taken care of. Smiling Sheepishly I nodded my approval, and as he left I turned to my date with the " Who the hell is Irving face" - She didn't know either. Perhaps he was Eliyahou Hanavi  making sure my date is impressed. Unclear weather she was or wasn't, It still made me feel important. Neither of us really ate much, which some refer to as a good sign, But i waited till she went to the Ladies Room to sneak in a couple more slices. She Seemed attentive and interested as I was, and the conversation stayed relatively safe. COS looking good.......... Is it Blasphemous to curse out the rain considering it comes from G0d?

The Unmitigated,

 Disappointment finding out My Nike Fuel Bracelet was a complete fraud and Scam, was only superseded by Another Disappointment. Meeting up with another Soviet Ex pat, This time a little further out in Beirut  Ridge. Several minutes late, She suggested we sit in the outside seating of the cafe,  and despite being a little Drafty it made sense. She spoke of  hardships and Anti- Semtisim  growing up in the Ukraine, and  refused to take a position in the current conflict between Russia and the Ukraine. " Let them kill each other".. for all she cared. Noticing my Fuel band, She suggested i shake my hand for several seconds and watch my Fuel Points drastically rise, As long as she didn't accuse me of being a retard, I had no objections. Several Seconds later their was a 16 Fuel Point increase, and the Nike Sham Exposed. She Credited her Psychics and applied Mathematics for the Fuel band revelation, We both seemed grateful that G0d send us a clear sign to end the meeting; it got especially cold.  After Forty Three minutes  of clearly no love connection Etc Etc...  I thanked her for helping me avoid watching the Jets game, and the  Russian profanity translations, She Shot me a malevolent Smile, and a spurious nice to meet you........

"How Do You Define

Traditionally Keeping Shabbat? " Basically I can't go out with Someone who is Shomer Shabbat- AT ALL", I'm guessing me and a Jswipe girl will not be going out. anytime soon. I didn't bother answering.......The Gideon Back to Gideon's looks like is back on again. I feel like Billy Martin coming back to the Yankees yet again, Except this will only be my Third time....... The Holiday spirit is still in the air, and what that generally means is it's also  Set up suggestion Season. Some names thrown at me, and it's always reciprocated with my blessings to throw out mine and generally no harm is done... I'm Pretty sure my sister in law has me in Dating Rotisserie, Shes on a mission to improve my image ( how i dress)  and is pretty optimistic. She took out time to order me a bunch of stuff, and will coordinate for me what goes with what. I have to Text her what I'm wearing for BRG( Beatles Rigby Girl )Monday night.....I'll text later to confirm........