Why the Rockets and

Missiles are working?  Getting educated on the different rockets and missiles fired on Israel by a 13 year old southern Israeli resident. The rockets main purpose of course is to kill the secondary option is do to as much damage as possible, and last  to terrorize . The first two have largely been unsuccessful, but the third has lead the population to be bullied and glued to areas that are with in 30-45 seconds of a shelter. Business have been shuttered, summer camps closed, weddings and other occasions canceled, and Panic ensues  at the sound of the siren.  Yeah The World comparison to these Missiles being Mosquito bites Seems to be pretty Accurate....The 10-12 Minute Suggested  phone call lasted to the girl my friend set me up with last 22....To her credit, she didn't leave me hanging out to dry and we were able to make conversation, Despite knowing absolutely nothing about each other. Something tells me it wont be the National championship, But non the less See you Monday Night.............

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

 goes to the  Jewish State of Israel..... Yesterday in downtown Manhattan, I was a witness to something Extraordinaire. A Coterie of people of all kinds, marching hand in hand in an Oasis of Brother and Sisterhood, Smoking the peace pipe and singing Kumbaya. All United in the ever so bleeding heart cause of  what else hatred for the Jewish State. Their were Radical Muslims in Traditional garb, Old Anarchists that Someone forgot to tell them the Vietnam War Ended over four decades ago, A radical and rogue faction of Haradeim Neturkie Karta Anti Zionists, Gays and Lesbians ( Of which i was grateful were the really really  bad lesbians), Extreme right wing activists, Secular Muslims , Several  Disenchanted left wing "Jewish" organizations , The Ultra Feminist Anti Shaving Code Pink Movement, and a collection of Outcasts Seeking attention. Forgive me for Sounding Mitt Romeny'Esh  but  when Most were complaining about their Tax dollars going to Israel, it can be said for certain that 97% of the the Marchers belong to the 47%  that do NOT pay any taxes.  This  may sound cyncial, But I could not find ONE common value that all these fringe groups shared, Besides their unification of Hatred towards the Jewish State, and if Israel can do that then it certainly deserves at least strong consideration for the Nobel............

Refrshing

 to see that even the most Bleeding heart Jewish- liberals have come to realize that the Arabo-Turko- Euro alliance does not discriminate Between the Jew When they chant  "Ikbar al yahood" or Kill the Jew. No Matter what,They're Judaism will always supersede they're liberalism..........The War on Israel, has put me out of Date mode, But a friend did give a Number of a lovely young lady of which I know 0.0 about and vice verse with the ever so encouraging line of ." Give it a shot".  The Spirit and enthusiasm is just not there, but I am way to familiar with the drill......It never dawned on me how important it is to attend Rallies in Support of Israel, and despite  Mooch's claim  that it's too dangerous, I will try to go to as many as i possibly can. Only Two complaints though about them  A) The organizers be prepared with articulate speakers and some sort of program B) and no more Woman from Long Island that sound Like Howard Sterns Mother yelling at him.... A final note at the rally  I found it odd that man with a sign "Palestinean  christian for Israel" Putting on a Talit and Blowing a Shofar but made for good ratings

It's a little

  disturbing to  read  some of the FB posts of "Friends" of mine regarding Operation protective edge. With exception to one Arabian girl from the Nazareth, I don't really have anyone radical on my friends list.But not for the temptation to keep reading the Virulent incitful Anti-Semitic posts,  I would have hit the Unfriend Button. The lesson learned here is that no matter, how cultured or evolved one maybe we will  always be those "F%UKing Jews" to them...... It's almost comical to See the competition out of the Islamic Republic of Turkiye, to see who can hate the JEWS more. A suggestion to the Turks, Should they think of entering the conflict would be to brush up on their Hebrew........... A short Email on Jdate " You Seem like a player. Not nice...Karma" - Me a player probably the nicest thing any one's ever said to me......A Mass rally Sunday to Support the Jewish State in it's Defensive Operation Protective Edge, Kind of Important to Show...........

Ashdod271

     Over the course of  "protective edge" the state was broken into regions with numbers alerting where rockets would be falling. I can't express eneough gratitude to my relatives residents of Ashdod271, who hosted me over the past week. The south which has become and forgive me for using the term again " the bastard red head step child" is finally getting sympathy and love from the country for all the abuse and pounding it's been taking over the course of the last 8 years. Most residents in the south opposed the cease fire, and likened it to putting a band aid on a deep gash that requires many stitches........ Traveling to the Dead Sea for the day, I can honestly say I made  a real stink at the crowne Plaza hotel. Forgetting that their is two flushers buttons for one and two, I apparently kept hitting the number one. With the toilet paper not being septic friendly, their was issues.  Realizing that the situation, regretfully I bailed.  With my lousy conscience I wanted to confess, but my uncle whisked me away before I did something stupid.........Me and Israeli girl, graduated from FB messenger to Whatsapp but Getting together will not be a go as I headed down South . She Seemed as eager to meet me as I was her, She claimed She didnt get her messages, I that my phone wasnt working the best and when we finally spoke ohh well Next time Bummer.......

Hebron was scary,

But not for security reasons, my stomach was extraordinarily uneasy and panic was kicking in should I g0d forbid have to go number two. Getting of the bus, I was mobbed by Arab kids asking for money, with a few ones in my pocket, I shooed them away, only to be questioned by security as to who I was and what I was doing here. We spoke in Hebrew and then looked over my idea questioning my name and address.  Making sure not to miss the bus this time, specifically for bathroom reasoning,  I was a little early to the bus stop, The cats loomed again and I made them say wallahi ul azzim to scram if I gave them a dollar each, naturally they lied and the border patrol came to get them.....Back at the capital I was a  Backgammon Hustling victim by a Russian Dice Mechanic In the " Iraqui Shuk"  at 20 NIS a point I lost 260 NIS or  roughly  $70.......The only Bad thing about feeling better? the appetite....... How funny would it have been to pull the plug on a large screen TV playing the world cup outside the Damascus Gate With around 200 Screaming Arabs Watching, Of course I did not have the Balls.......Specifically traveling to MachaneYehudah to catch an Israeli cab driver to take me to Rachel's Tomb, Naturally I got The Arab Driver, we spoke mainly Business, and it dawned on me that the conflict is about TRUST. We became friendly, but it's doubtful I'd be breaking bread in RAS AL AMOUD any time soon.......

Ambulances sound

More like ice cream  trucks?? Due to the similar sound of the rocket siren to the ambulance they are changing the siren to sound more like Ice cream....... Spending Shabbat at the nations capital, their is a heavy security presence in and around the old city and by Mandelbaum crossing . I made to the worlds greatest outdoor party, Kabbalat Shabbat at the kotel, but it didn't live up to past times. Not so inconspicuously I was filming in the Jaffa gate, and when I saw a small gathering, and one elder raising his voice , as any good journalist I began filming, where upon first in Arabic, then Hebrew, and then English the elder confronted me to erase the film. Naturally I played dumb and as I was surrounded by a few others, the Arabian was  impressive with his  cellphone knowledge and erased the video. With In 10 seconds a slew of cops and border patrol came to my aid, and I explained to them what happened but didn't want to cause further incident. They spoke to me the rest of the walk to the wall and it all ended with out incident. Under the weather, I stayed in the whole Shabbat, and of course the best thing about that is that I hardly ate ... A late afternoon nap, was disrupted by four sirens. Where am I supposed to go?  Apparently In my room....... Being flaky again, my cousin gave me this young religious lady's number, being really fed up with tedious dating , I messaged her with out calling, we maybe getting together Sunday........?.