Momentum

     
 Shifts Emailing a girl on line solely based on her Photos That i found Extensively pretty figuring what the hell ? " I know u langiado"  Pointing out she spelled it wrong i asked if it was good or bad ? " neither, just funny" Still no clue who she was and her being a lil evasive  I complimented her again and Behatzalcha ( a more meaningful All the best ). The conversation opened up after that and the Sixth decree of separation led to of all places Sitt shul. The Conversation from my end was going great, Showtime was set for the Even day of  Monday Night . With great Enthusiasm and several In genius surprises in store The Hype for Monday Night was building up. Breaking news 4:32 PM  "OMG am so sorry I didn't know there was ......leave it for another night"...  One Shining moment, The pageantry the excitement the national Championship the cutting down of the nets. On hold....How great is Army v. Navy?........fortunate to attend a great wedding last night  a couple of  Wedding observations: Wouldn't it be great if their was a hearing impaired signer at Wedding ceremonies? Do weddings ever run out of food? Then Why  else would  their be  a mad dash to get out of the hall after the glass is broken. A notable reader likened it to waiting to board or get off a plane People all scrounged up together barely moving  I confess it was fun to observe...  and for the Record in Dating No News is not Good News.....






 

Momentum

      loss, after a few texts consisting of me flirting and BG responsive in a different light. The Texts were heading to a Bridge somewhere in Alaska. Unclear weather to call or not I solicited the advice of a young lady whom happened to also Sell me a New Jacket and Shoes at the low low price of  Six fifty that included the 50% discount. In a taped message "Their is no Ego, and nobody need to wait to text you just have to do whatever you're desire and energy are feeling......."  and if you don't get that same energy back?  " You move forward, it shouldn't be forced"....... The Advice FREE.......the fact that the set up lady didn't respond clinched the deal No Church on Sunday..............

When to call off the Dogs?

    When should a team Stop pressing In Jewish League Ball?  Tract-ate Basketball clearly states when up a comfortable Twenty- twenty Five Midway through the Third Quarter . The House of Shamai holds That it's irrelevant due to personal vendettas between coaches or Schools or perhaps the presser wants to cover the spread, Why Should a team be penalized and stop playing in accordance to their style? The House of Hillel Argues that it sets a bad Example to "Run up a Score" and since wagering is outlawed in Jewish sports that Nullifies that argument , further more you don't ask the victors to stop playing just stop humiliating. In Old  School basketball if a team was perceived to be running up the score Hard fouls would be Justified, and fights and injuries would occur. Case and Point the Great Oklahoma teams of the late 80s Early 90s who would actually foul on purpose to stop the clock so they can try to reach 100 points. Earlier this week in a Yeshiva Exhibition tournament game Flatbush was Beating on Kushner badly and had it's rotation players still pressing. I don't know the Circumstances between the schools, but at a memorial tournament just doesn't seem right. Kushner Coach JS was aghast and especially at the fact that the opposing Coach portrays  himself as a upscale religious guy, When it seems like he's Just a Sanctimonious Prick..........

The Only

  Thing that concerned me was weather to go to  BG( bubbly girl) door or not . I consulted with the prestigious Sages of the dating counsel and by 2-1 vote, They said to text. G0d was on my side as I had cover due to the fact their was a function across the street with Valet service so I really had no where to stand. "Should I valet the car, I'm right up front" I was Five minutes Early she 12 minutes late. The Over/ Under was set at 97 Minutes which was fair for a late Sunday night Brooklyn  Date.  I was pleasantly surprised when she came outside and it Took Seven Seconds to re leave  any of the awkwardness due to lack of speaking before. On wards to the main Event being her of course. Her Experiences and back in the day Moments be Lied her 29 years of age. A talented vocalist, she was shy to do a little number, does a comedian always have to make jokes.....We sat though 184 minutes of Tea and Desert ( I really thought they served alcohol) and was thoroughly impressed with her knowledge of the Jewish State Particularity the Fienstien- Barazani Story. I found her Sexy the way She threw her hair to side and appreciated her very Expressive hand  motions . The Fact that She loved football and went 11-2 ATS garnered a marriage proposal of course i didn't.. Putting her on the spot with out putting her on the spot a "Sure we can try again"  a stickler for language I expected a Different answer I probably did put her on the spot, but only to be fair if I had to go through the intermediary I'd probably take her out around T'isha Be Av. What have I learned ? That it's a good thing I am not a Shamie, Cause of her moderate to severe allergies to colognes and Scents, Should we ever hit it off I think we'd need  Separate Bathrooms....Church On Sunday?......

The Kitchen is

  Closed the Bar is Opened  Dating Policy is not making certain family members of mine happy, They Accuse me of being cheap....ME?.......No Glasnost and No Perestroika with the woman of the former Iron Curtain The Program has been a failure albeit a Polite Failure........RIP Danny Matt a decorated  veteran of Five Israeli Wars. My Uncle was a POW with him in 1948 during the fall of Gush Etezion...... 72 Years ago ." A Date Which will live in Infamy"........Haven't confirmed with BG(Bubbly Girl) for Sunday yet, I'm just hopeful I don't need to go through the typical SY dating motions Heck I don't even know where she lives, I'm sure she's really looking forward........ HBD to one of Basketballs all time greats  LJB   Lebron ? Nope  #33 Larry Joe Bird is 57.........

Girls of the Eastern Bloc

   Are very Polite.  "It would be completely remiss of me not to tell you how Especially pretty i thought you were, Would love to hear more about you"...... thrown in some random Russian words and phrases and the stats are. Three Replied "Thank You's:):)"  Three have yet to reply, One Ignored, and one Whom I haven't gotten her name yet but promised her it'll be fun- replied  "promises already"  Confidence......I'm hoping their are no contraindications between the Ladies of the former Iron Curtain.....Congratulations to Judy Feld Carr on getting the Israeli Presidential medal of Honor. A heroine of to the Syrian Jewish community She was instrumental in the Rescue over 3300 Syrian Jews.....

How Come

      most girls I have dated have always been Hungry? Of course that's a bad sign for a guy when a girl eats on a date and when she eat's a lot its a very bad sign. Thanks to RE ( Real estate) Girl the frivolous dating has stopped, With exception to a last minute get together with BG( Bubbly Girl) her people called again and We finally caught each other in text to go out on Either Thursday or Sunday Night . I chose Sunday less Pressure. I'm for certain she's a great girl etc etc, But Please pardon My lack of Ralph Waldo Emerson of "nothing great was ever achieved with out enthusiasm".The very  Good news is at least we avoided that root canal style initial Fifteen minute phone call . The African-American from The Islands has been persistent in me coming over,  her messages have been more and more explicit if I can look past her face and her accent I think I can really have a good time. Naa respectfully decline.....Two Functions RE suggested the Rabbi from the Boob Cruise is having a Hanukkah party and the IDF Black Tie Gala hmm I may go...next year..This time Around online I figure ill get my Money's worth and message everyone, with the a strong emphasis on woman from the Eastern Bloc......