THE RUSSIAN PROVERB,

states or a variation of it  " one who doesn't ring in the New Year celebrating won't be celebrating throughout the year"......To The Three People that read this L'SHANA TOVA (Rose Levine Style)... Weird but True I've met two girls from Jdate with the same Exact name ( first and last though one changed for marriage) one in Israel and one in America( RRPG) both Russian... My online aspirations are unclear, But i guess making new FB friends isn't the worst.... Speaking of RRPG I sent her a Rosh hashana Russian Card, maybe get her some Apples + Honey to live up to the Proverb Superstition........

The Chekhov

rule states that If a gun appears on stage it has to be used  by the end of the play- Mr President the curtains.........Re Suckered into joining Jdate yet again I have not gotten to use my scare tactics lines on girls "Failure to reply to my emails will result in bad luck". So far just a Persian Girl from LA who promised to show me around the next and first time I am in LA.. Another observation Most of the Pretty girls happen to be Russian........Looking forward to the Honking, Double parking and Rudeness in general that was missed out during the summer......... Reader submits look a likes Syrian FM Walid Mualam and Ex Israeli DM And PM Ariel Sharon

.......But, I think its

 About Forgiveness Even if.......That's the Rosh Hashana Theme and with that Mission accomplished......I am Not very proud  to say that I ran into someone I once with out with and got towed , at The HT Wedding extravaganza, and was especially happy to see that she looked well let's leave it at that.....RE was having a blast and was happy that she was able to get a ride home. I ran into some people that I probably won't ever run into again not unless HT gets married again. I also terminally inexactitude my Hasidim Neighbor not being able to make his daughters wedding, and my Nose Bleeds to the Mets game at Shec Stadium well I ate those......Personally I am not worthy of ever representing a congregation in prayers, due to the fact that I am not especially relgious  My Question?? Should one who is a Cantor, Torah Reader, or have a religious Position in a shul be held to a higher standard regarding his actions and religion ? 

Concede The Day

    Upon embarking on an a Hunting trip.,If the ancient Vikings would come across a walrus they  would turn back at head home. As they saw it as a bad omen. Let's compare it to losing you're metro card. forgetting you're phone,  having to go Number Two, and the train closing in you're face all before 7:30 Waaaaa..President Obama Famous for saying  "Things will get a lot worse before they get better".........With  former Neighbor HT getting married Today, My clubbing days are officially over last time i missed out on 8 G's at the club. I will be attending the Wedding with the lovely RE, Mazal Tov.......The Great EEE is back, Thinking i was guliable he throws out a name of a girl that resemebles something like "Oliveblackcox"-( stern show) playing along I infurarated him untill i found out it was serious.  My track record with EEE girls has been the doughnut that is the hole part, and not that hole. It wasn't a total loss though I did get Heartburn and a severly cut Thumb Perhaps Murphy's law will play in on this one............

Look at the Doughnut,

 Not the Hole, some sage Business advice regarding going into something new. Driving to the Holy city one Is forced to make the un enviable decision between Shia or Sunni the Goethals or Outerbridge I chose Sunni. Leaving Saturday night I decided to pass on hanging out with RE and some of her friends  just to wishy washy for me with the "What do you want to do's or where do you want to go's and I'm just a bystander, but still another successful Shabbos.....Randomly I walked through union Square I couldn't resist the empty seat at the backgammon table set up on milk crates, A Haitian guy was sitting across me That I told him reminded me of a guy named Cecil from the old days in Bryant park -" I am cecil you idiot " and with that we played $3 a point as he has fallen on hard times. As horrible as I am, I can't imagine playing as poorly as him staking checkers and playing for the Double Six I took an Atrocious auto cube at the 8 level  on the last game for the action and got gammoned giving back my 9 point cushion and forfeiting $21 after a brief Two Hour session...........

The Apology,

was unnecessary, but it showed Reason and class. After practically ripping me a new one RRPG called me to say that she didn't mean to sound so harsh, Although i didn't agree with everything she said I thought it was fair, All the Best naaa............Four Mosquito bites were shot into Northern Israel, what the hell are the Israelis getting all uptight about.  Photo Courtesy of Qassam Rocket Hall of Fame, Sderot Israel......

Two and Half

 Weeks and the RRPG ( really really pretty girl) chapter has been closed.  With The guidance of Lilith and not foreseeing a future. We decided to pull the plug on what was at times an intense 17 days. Despite our  religious, cultural and activity differences we some how found great chemistry. It may have blind sided her and her main question was   "Why did you go out with me"? For starters "how can  i ignore you're email" then perhaps to much Lust in my heart, or perhaps to give it a shot.  She excoriated me some more, of which i wanted to respond by chose to by part of the "Insulted and not insultees, hearing my shame and not responding". Against the advice of many I did the wrong thing, History will be the Judge of that........ Finally some real official closure after almost Six Months, It made me content, in person to properly Express my Gratitude and appreciation to.......... Can't make this up Turkish premier RTE has blamed Israel for the Egyptian Coup, with PROOF, sounds logical coming from a man who has detained a "Spy Bird" with a Tel Aviv, Israel collar for over Three months accusing the Bird of being an Agent........