Did I Ever Tell you,

   the story about how I bailed out a Girl from a Northern Israel Jail - ? It's been 17 Months Since I mentioned this (12-13-10) But on one of my many trips to the Holy Land, From online I was in contact with a pretty hot girl from the Northern part of the country Haifa. We decided that when i got there We would meet up, Again "Whats the Worst that can Happen". usually when I think that the worst does happen She picked me up from the Train Station in Haifa,unbeknowest to me there was an Aarab Side and Jewish Side, of course I ended up on the Aarab. The Good News is She looked like her photos and was hot, The bad news is Her Car kept Stalling and her 6 or 7 year kid was Screaming in the back, We Went to pick her Mother from her Job, Whom was recovering from Cancer and off to a Slumy Neighborhood in Haifa. She lived in an area where Katyaushas were raining on them from the Lebanon war of 2006 and you can still see the damage. I sat in her parents living room for a couple of hours talking to them about the War. Here I am thinking I'm gonna get Some, and wind up getting a lot more than I ever wanted, just not what I wanted. Her history was sad and grim and she owed creditors a lot of Money, Due to her Ex Husband Degenerative gambling habits, She didn't ask for anything     yet..... A couple days later, She calls me frantically crying Shes in the Big House "What happened"? She needs to come up with xxxx amount of money, There holding her with the Hookers and Drug dealers. I made a joke  about Hookers,  Please can I help her. Never having performed the Mitzvah of Pidyon Shevuim or redeeming the captive and of course not being able to say NO, I was fortunate enough to make this Mitzvah even though i was a total Sucker.............

Whats the Big Deal?

      A Short Recap of my revolution number NiNe Times of Excursions to the Syrian Holy city. The Numbers - $277 in tolls, $206 in gas, Over 1118 driving miles, 168 minutes of waiting time, One case of Arthritis  from the hard to cut chicken, One case of Bad heartburn from a Veggie Burger, 3 New Face book friends, one moderate case of the runs ( but that was my fault i shouldn't have eaten the ice cream) and $684 .37 in Dinner costs. Optimistically Speaking it's as if I Smoked 366 Cigarettes, Times that By 3 minutes of waste of life Totaling 18 and a half Hours of wasted life Not bad at all............... Shimon Peres "We need more Solutions not  resolutions" I don't need to wish him a speedy recovery some how he always manages to get better..............A Reader submits look a like  Palestinian legislature Hanan Ashrawi  that I can't believe Peter Jennings or anyone Used to Bone and Sportscaster Howard Cosell
  

 

"Wait here,

I'll get the car".. The Eerie feeling of walking to my car in the hard rain, reminded me of the "Towgate" incident, almost identical Scenario sans the location, first date, similar personality, A new Sweater, Deal girl was prettier.  On the short Ride I shared the story with her, and concluded that i was a Scumbag for not going into the cab with the other that time, she laughed at the situation, but clearly was ready to go home. Getting to the Holy city early, i managed to kill sometime playing Akinator and watching documentaries, i got lost to her House as their was no sign Indicating where W. PARK Ave is, I probably shouldn't of said to her "thank g0d i wont be back here again to figure it out"- Subconsciously I guess i knew i wouldn't be coming for date #2 but it was more of a Freudian slip, and plus i don't think she paid attention. Greeted by her two dogs and mother, we went through the introduction, she was attractive and Upbeat  and off for Italian  food  in a place they call pier village. We had lots to say and both agreed that it's always interesting meeting new people, regardless weather things work out or not  i mumbled something under my breath Except. I sounded like I was working for the Israeli Tourism ministry recommending she visit there. We Spoke Set-ups and i assured her that She will never, ever be set up with someone who is not "NICE". As i dropped at the door, We Exchanged get home Safes- and there will not be church on Sunday........ just as teams get eliminated from the playoffs and will be off till next season I will be doing the Same.........

"Expect the

 unexpected, i confirmed with new girl in the Holy city, she sounds great, different this time, but as always i am prepared for anything and everything.Win, Lose, or draw their will be a dating taheydea or quiet period, to make some adjustments and improvements......As of Aug, i will be moving  back Up North to the isle of Manhattan, My Apartment will be vacated and I can not afford to pay both Mortgage and Rent, this wont make the blog more interesting..........."Don't call me, ill call you"- well not in those exact words but this is how things are going with RE- the Impossible dream is Still that. RE showed me an apt in Brooklyn, i had a different agenda to be honest, But turns out it was the Apartment of someone i sort of new-  My friends and her friends  Were Enemies- Which made us enemies once again by invoking the law of contra positive  -Everyone was loyal to their Side, with out getting Belligerent, i did get along with her and her husband........

The Holy City again?

       A nice conversation with the New Girl That Munster sister got me her number it went well over the allocated 14 minute time limit, and Guess where I'm headed to yet again Next week.....Egyptian Intel Chief Suleiman was meeting with the Israelis and Assured them that during the Riots of Feb 2011 Everything will be OK - Gen. Asheknazi asked him how can you be certain. In Egypt it doesn't matter who votes What matters is who counts the votes......Kent State 42 years later.... "what if you knew her and found her dead on the ground"? ..... 4 dead in Ohio - CSNY..........

Menachem Begin,

when arriving at Eretz Ysrael Refused to desert the Polish Army, until he got an honourable discharge. Whenever i commit to something and want to Renege, this story  always crosses my mind, so even though i can't say No- i always use the Maybe, I'll try, or the "eim Yirtze hashem" to get out of things..... SU suggested that instead of going out in the Holy city- how does the city sound and she'll stay in the city, First thought great I don't have to drive out there, "nope i wouldn't mind picking you up, and promise ill have enough room for you're luggage"- she mentioned a Sushi Place, i told her i was a regular there she didn't believe me - A small Text confrontation over what time  led her to Text to me "OMG just forget it "- We cleared the air and she said she'll be ready by Seven. I waited  Only 44 Minutes. She still seemed annoyed, although i felt I was the one who should be, But again if I show her that- then the terrorists win. Judging from the First 15 minutes - Neither of us wanted to be there- I even offered to just drop her off by her friends, as she had other events going on - We settled on dinner, and things got smoother. She follows the zodiac and our Signs were a disasetrous match, her friend met up with us a little later and they were both making fun of me cause i don't know how to go out- I did impress them with my Music knowledge as i was telling them who that the  obscure music that the DJ was playing was by Carols the Jackal and the Baader- Meinhoff gang had i used Arab terrorists names they probably would have caught on. Thank g0d for RE anytime the conversation stalled we went to her Seemed like we both enjoyed the subject - Despite the early tension and ambiguity it was a fun night - No Church in the Holy city......................

Dating Amnesia,

is probably the best therapy for my failure to get RE, and dating Amnesia it is then. After Several Ingenious, Cunning, creative, and sometimes Dumb attempts to get to her,( ill spare the details)just like the 67 Red Sox The Impossible Dream is over . The New girl according to my contact was of sound body and mind, when she agreed to give me her number, ( fb can make or break it) Their are several Buts, but will give it a go......After thinking I would never hear from SU girl- she Texted me "Hey"- We had a nice conversation, in which basically I told her I thought She was allergic to me, in which she replied she doesn't play games and would tell me that if she wasn't back to the holy city Thursday that is for now........Munster Sister who got me the other girls Number, Said it's still OK to call the New Girl, I really hate double dipping especially with girls from the same town.......Judging by the way the girls that he's trying to set me up with look, I'm Not certain if my landlord likes me or hates me..........