Friday, July 15, 2011

Bike Raks,

  in shul on Shabbat?  I'll be crossing the other Mason- Dixon Line for the first time all summer, and that was the most amusing thing i found when i was there last year. I am not very religious, but c'mon to ride you're bike to Shul on Shabbat ???? I know I know so the other side will say "you rather people not go" ? No they should walk it's called RESPEK.....Congratulations to Reader and a former player of mine JD on his engagement - I was really sorry to miss his engagement party, I generally for the most part don't go to anything- I maybe slightly anti-social but I  really would have gone but not for prior plans. JD is the type of kid who would jump on the grenade to save his team  - and  I do wish him and his future bride a lot of Happiness and Success.......  OP1 girl called me back last night left a short a message.......... I'm glad that all the fun FB Posts are back  from all the people that were crying, devastated and couldn't from the Tragic murder this week......

The 12:48

, Second wait was well worth it, I finally got to meet the girl from Online that postponed on me Sunday. Firstly I Violated the "NSA" Policy, after she didn't get back to me, figuring I have nothing to lose. We made up to meet up last night at 800, I didn't text to confirm, cause i didn't want her to cancel again, but at around 700 she texted me " How are you" - "Holy Crap Shes going to cancel" - I just replied pretty good, Then i asked her if everything was good for tonight she said yes but pushed me off half hour. I got there early and ran into someone I knew, he said he was getting a" massage"- but was only messing around. She apologized for being a little late looked great ,Dressed really nice, I told her our table reservation ran out, but we found a much more better place to sit. It was a  JJN* style date. I may have spoken a little too much, and I know i said "you know what I'm saying " a lot more times than I probably should have- Sorry I was a little Nervous- I hope she didn't notice, She didn't want a ride home so I walked her about 35% of the way home, i think I would have the whole way, ( free exercise, plus bonus time w/ her) but didn't want to come off as pushy. She texted me That she got home safe. Church on Sunday hmmmmm?

* Just drinks-

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Mitzvah,

I made at a club was That  i was trying to hook up a friend, with a girl I knew who was staying with me from out of town, I may have been an enabler in buying her drinks, But as it turned out , My friend left with out getting any and she wound u making out with at least three guys, before i had to drag her out of there, what followed after is for another post................My Landlord on why he doesn't like to hire Syrians " Zey Eat Shechtat Bet Yosef Meat, I like the people who eat Hanzir(pork)............ From an April 29th post  Why would a girl with a "Stunning body, pretty, The nicest girl in the world " possibly consider to go out with me? To be continued on the answer. This may be back in the works But, But, But there isn't an answer yet............. I called OP1* girl , and left her a message, I'm not really worried whether she calls me back or not. I know someone who gets very sensitive when girls don't call him back.................


*opportunity #1 girl

I, I, I,

   Me, Me, Me, sounds like President Obama's Speech's  - as mentioned in prior posts it bothers me, when people take a tragedy and make it about themselves. With the recent Tragedy of the 9 year old Boy from Borough Park - all I am reading in posts is how " I am Hysterical, I can't stop crying, I'm Sick etc......, and then the same follow up comments, " are u ok " or  " me to "- Anyone That sad and in so much pain wouldn't be posting on FB or Twitter or whatever- i am not insensitive to the tragedy and mourn with all Am Ysrael but please  Stop Making it about Yourselves........

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Situations,

  in correspondence with a girl on line for a short while and then she Just stopped writing me back, I of course firmly sticking to my  NSA*or NNWT*  Policy just let it go. She Just emailed me today that her father had passed away. I am usually a "there there kind of guy" as I am not good at situations but  here is how i responded and I'm not sure if I did it right :Hi D- It's OK - I am really sorry to hear that about you're dad, I hope that you and you're family are  doing OK I'm sure you're going through a hard time - I guess it takes a little while to get back into the regularities - Life is definitely strange sometimes- My condolences again Baruch dayan ha Emet- Speak too u soon- ke. G......... I decided to go with Non Opportunity- opportunity #1- The girl is supposedly expecting my call and again was not under duress when she agreed, MH**  has been good to me, so who knows..........

*non suck a$$ or Not negotiating with terrorists
** A lady that sets up people -

Monday, July 11, 2011

Stuck In Traffic

     on the Belt "Gehenom" Pkwy, while the Thrilling Penalty Kick shoot-out victory of Team USA in the world cup is on, brought back horrid memories of me missing one of the greatest NCAA Basketball games of all time- this was actually better at least i was in traffic rather than eating some crappy sushi food with my ex girlfriend. A slight irritation about some  women soccer player Why do some of the girls get that croppy short hair cut?........It's been fifteen years since me and DM went to ABCD basketball camp In Teanack NJ. We met a lot of great Basketball coaches, My favorites were the Dean- Dean Smith  who was super classy and nice,  and John Thompson who when i went to shake his hand and take a picture said to me "you know I don't like no white people",Larry Major a good friend, who coached at Paul Robeson and had sent a couple of his players to Georgetown got me in trouble with him after i told him his players shouldn't go there( i was right by the way) Amongst other coaches we met  "Show me The " Lute Olson, Jim Boehiem. Jim Callahoun, Bobby Cremins, Rick Majerus, Billy Tubbs and Tubby Smith. For the record Mike Kyrsekywsi was a Douche

Sunday, July 10, 2011

The War rages on,

My whole Life, I have been fighting food, and every day i wake up trying to figure out how to beat food, the unnecessary snack, the times when i eat around the refrigerator and think it doesn't count - I was thinking electric shock Therapy- but that's probably the equivalent of using Nukes in a real war...........My Neighbor the King of Clubs, promised to take me clubbing again - last time he said i missed out on "Five Gees".... I went to the Russian club a couple times with my Friend Kukuc*- who used to work at the Nautilus room in the center, the plan was to introduce me as a rich relative of his and he would get the girls -( I don't know how the hell to pick up girls in English, how the hell can i do it in Russian). We get there at 1200 and every hour, he keeps telling me it's too early for the girls, I gave up once at 300 and once at 400, The next day he calls me yelling that right after I left he picked up two girls and they were looking for me and.........I once made a Mitzvah for someone at a club once, the Mitzvah didn't happen but i get credit for trying...............

* kukuc is a Russian  kafkaze guy who used to scam me in the gym when he used to help me out, he wears shirts that are a couple sizes to small for him also when we went to the clubs