My father,

 is 60 miles away and I am still scared not to go to shul. It was pouring Friday night, and as u can tell I am not too religious, so skipping shul didn't seem outrageous, but i went and got soaked.......... A guy that used to work for me and went back to Turkey Emailed me the other day- "I saw u the other day in my dream. U were commiting suicide. U OK man"- I found it funny and replied  "SAAALLAM WAAALAKIM U RACHMAT ASOO U BERACHAT - I AM WRITING THIS EMAIL FROM HEAVEN MASHALLA MASHALLA GOOD WEATHER ALLAH GIVES US AIRCONDITIONG UP HERE - AND I GOT MY 72 VIRIGINS BIG BEREAST - THEY HAVE IPHONE 10 HERE AND SOON WERE GETTING THE IPHONE11 - I SAW YOURE FRIEND IMAM HAKAN ERBACKAN HE HAS EXTRA VIRIGINS MASHALLA MASHALLA -ALLAH ASKED ME TO ASK U WHEN U GOING FOR HAJII AND GONNA BECOME INSANELY RADICAL - HOW COME U DIDNT GO WITH IHH ON FLOTILLA TO TEL AVIV - AND ALSO THERE IS A BIG VIDEO ROOM HERE SO WE SEE WHEN U EATING IN THE BASEMENET  ON RAMAZAN KAREEM SO BE CAREFUL ALLAH SEES EVERYTHING MAN "....... My life insurance agent if she were a reader wouldn't find this Post amusing...............

MAYBE,

in the dating world is almost a certainty to mean NO. A girl on line made contact with me this week,She has big brains. We spoke for about 12 minutes and set up to meet Sunday. I texted her to confirm and here's the response- "I cant meet tom nite MAYBE one day next week" - i replied that be great let me know whatever works best for you. Here response - No Response......In Sticking to my not to be a "Sucka$$" Policy - I doubt Ill hear from her again, cause I'm not texting  her ........ To My readers I kept this under warps, against my Blog Transparency laws, Cause I was worried about "Jinxing" this date, Worked out well..........Regarding the other potential- Non potential opportunities, the ignore it and keep away strategy is working for now.............

Damned if I do,

Damned if I don't..... Here is the dilemma. I have gotten some potential opportunities but i don't see think they can materialize into anything - So rejecting them seems like the right play, However does that mean that because I say No, then people wont think I'm serious?. I am playing keep away for now, and wait to be confronted, Seems that that's what i do best......In basketball News I out shot the self proclaimed greatest shooter* in the Syrian community Regular 3 point shots v NBA 3 point shots 12- 20 against 8-20. Of course he claimed i cheated,( cause i shot from the same spot) and he wasn't warmed up even though he was there at least 20 minutes before me- The question now is will I collect my free Supper........My Quest to learn Arabic has started - A Shami Guy that i deal with taught me a couple of phrases, to make sure they were legitimate and clean I repeated them to his daughter who confirmed that they were clean phrases.............

*mark Booey" gindi

Misunderstandings?

 I posted a status on FB that didn't reflect my own personal sentiment, that i got a couple of emails asking if i was OK.  It was the Theme maybe of a Documentary on the Israeli Expulsion of their Southern citizens.......
                                                                                                                             
יְהוָה, שִׁמְעָה תְפִלָּתִי;
 וְשַׁוְעָתִי, אֵלֶיךָ תָבוֹא אַל-תַּסְתֵּר פָּנֶיךָ, מִמֶּנִּי-- בְּיוֹם צַר-לִי                                                                                                                 

            Rain check with Elle is a Rain out no make up date. I don't think I do too well with Older woman my last 4 older woman dates I'm 2 out of 4 an unimpressive 50% clip for all math major readers....... My Hunch about winning the "Haredy Raffle " 12k Was just a Hunch, I don't think I'm going to participate anymore since it's not one of my causes........ PH the lady that has set me up before suggested a new girl, She said OK to me already- I asked if she was under Duress when she was asked that ? I'm not sure Weather* ill call her or not...... Open Invitation basketball in Deal NJ at EE Home, he build a brilliant new state of the art  court,  I haven't made it to deal yet this summer but sent the E's a gift of a brand new basketball and First Aid kit. EE is known for his Jean Shorts and his way unorthodox basketball style, that is not recommended to try at home........E on the open invitation:-Iwananame:  u better come play so i can flagrantly foul you and splatter your blood over my new court

* I know it spelled wrong
 

The "Ohel"

As it's known to many is the Burial site of the late Lubabvitch Rebbe Menachem Scheenerson. Thanks to a Friend of a friend whom became My friend, I have gone to pray there a few times. It's located Somewhere Near JFK airport and is open 24-7 where upon people come to Pray at the Rebbe's Site. She asked me about a month ago, to go and I always had it in my mind, but kept pushing it off (guilty conscience sucks ) I decided today would be a good day, I picked her up from Borough park, and  with her and an Unexpected Guest, A Sweaty, Hard of Hearing, Nosy, Nutty, Obnoxious, old Israeli  Ultra Orthodox woman. We immediately clicked - I kept shouting I'm Haradey- she had that annoying accented "huh" Then she laughed  and made fun of me in Hebrew. The Best was when she complained about the car  temperature.... We all got to the Ohel  I read the Psalms of the day - and prayed for some people, I didn't throw in a note in though. The ladies also said there prayers and were appreciative- The lady suggested Me and my Friend "April" get married - the reaction was a mutual Ha - She did Invite me to "Bnie Brak" the next time I'm In Israel; My new friend.............

"You work for a Non Profit "

That's so nice Which organisation ----- Hmmm Gideon's Drugs  she never heard of it, but didn't know that i worked in the non profit business involuntarily, This was a random girl I was speaking to online - I don't think she liked the Joke, cause she Suddenly had to go........ Operation Thunderbolt -35 years to the Spectacular Israeli Raid at Entebbe. As more of the Archives get opened there is always more controversy as to whom did what and what went right or wrong in the Operation........... I prayed at my old shul with my "Summer Friends " I was happy to see some of the notables look alike  that i missed out on the whole year, The main one being Mahamood Abbas .............

Dinner With

     The Rubins, is like eating at a five star restaurant with amazing ambiance, due to unmitigated circumstances i had to leave early Friday night.......I bought two Pair of shorts Today from the  "Expensive Calculator clothing Store*"'- The way I rationalize it about half the money i spend goes to the advice the girl  gave me on what to buy and half towards the shorts, still cheaper than me going  myself....... Pretty girls become less attractive once they start talking about there babies or kids.......... Rain-Check with "Elle" ? - maybe next week I wouldn't bet on it though........My Head still feels like a beat up baseball, even after taking out the stitches from the back .....Once again i Suspended my Online Account- I used to think nothing bad can happen from it - but now looking back, A lot of  not so good things happened-  ironically I spoke to the Girl that Suggested I join this week and Even She made fun of me.......


*The girl uses the calculator trick to show me how much $ i save-