I was summoned to write a few words about the late great uncle Joe......I can't say I have much time on my hands as it took me about Seven Minute's, but a Trip to the Shrink's office maybe on the horizon
uncle Joe you had a dream
unlike Joseph's but dr martin Luther king's
that kids would join hands together eating vanilla and chocolate ice cream
in an oasis of brotherhood they all chanted let freedom ring
Uncle Joe you were The Captain of the ship
no one ever questioned why the ice cream was never chocolate chip
You were every generations universal Uncle Joe
Even though you Simply refused to grow
Uncle my Uncle you were the Whitman of Ice cream
You bought the best flying Saucers, unlike Good humor or Mehadrin
Our berachot we made were you're biggest treat
we were grateful you weren't a Kohen, Cause you also had really smelly Feet
You were an ice cream warrior
with passion of a united postal mail courier
Stopping many chocolate vs Vanilla fights
you were a champion of the ice cream civil rights
You're spirit cried never, even when you're body stopped
With you're inspiration we licked our ice cream to the last drop
You've touched everyone, and prevented a lot of violence
That included the aged and those who are lactose intolerance
You're legacy lives on in the Minyan you Started for Free
The Torch has been passed to the Family of Bumbagee
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