In A Hostage or other Situation

 They say it's always good to maintain a line of communication at all times with the belligerent. A really pretty optometrist emails regarding one of my photos. Thirteen Emails later I still have her responding and invoked my Dream in true MLK form that her digits appeared in my Inbox. The dream has not come into fruition, But she's responsive in all fairness though less and less lines......Group chats can get a little dicey and down out mean spirited, But to all parties involved their is always the safety that No real levity is intended or maybe there is when someone tells someone " they are a loser. Suck in life, and should die"....... A noted comedian on what he did to observe MLK day Watch Black porn of course...........Operation Magic carpet was relived in this weeks Torah Portion Exodus 19:4 .........and how I bore you on eagles’ wings and brought you to myself. The famous Alaskan Airlines airlift of over fifty thousand Yemenite Jews who never saw an airplane in their lives, believed they were living out this prophecy........

Laryngitis

 What is when you can't speak? After speaking to a girl on line who thought i was funny. We scheduled to meet up on MLK day somewhere's near the Upper East Side. I thoroughly enjoyed our conversation especially with the fact that She made me feel as if I know what the hell she was talking about.  In Wuss like Fashion I text to confirm, She called telling me she is traveling Wednesday and has Laryngitis and didn't want to get me sick, but would love to postpone. I thanked her for her altruism, Wished her speedy recovery, and offered to pray for her. "Huh" never mind  " Have Great trip feel much more better" She insisted on a rescheduling date, but I told her i was concerned about her voice- Super Bowl Sunday Sometime I'm sure it will work out this time............

Where is the Strangest place

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 you had ......to go Number Two? Me and my Father were discussing number Two and Poking fun at my Sister's Husband for being very Pharaoh like with his Bowel Movements. I again applauded my Dad for being able to go just about anywhere " Is the Alternative better"?, and of course as someone who has been in the military no doubt their were some uncomfortable places. Prior to knowing I was lactose intolerant some memorable places for me were at a Strip club in Vegas in 95, The Dekalb Ave Station also in the mid 90's.  After The Shaari Zion Right before Kol Nidre, and the W hotel on a date  i was sweating profusely. QB offers valuable advice should you have an accident driving  " Drive on one A$$ cheek so it doesn't seep through the seats"......... I have to speak to my dad about "TowelGate"......

Syrian Etiquette

      Open up a new account for someone, give him/her  guidance on how much to charge, not ask for  commission or even gratitude. Then watch the Same guy/girl  charge you a higher price for an item that he sells to the same people you hooked him up with, and the audacity to be paid in C#@H, and then hear him or her sing the Lord's praises on How Wonderful Hashem is. Not to sound blasphemous but Ein Od Melvado My....... This to me is even worse than the SY rounding off Policy I.E. $551 = $500  or Someone owing you $600, but stiffs you cause he needs to have Beef on his Rosh Hashana table......The doomed Trek of the "Lamed He" 66 years ago today..... "Please don't turn this into a mockery" Regretfully I used a poor choice of words comparing how sad we looked  at our game to the waiting room at Sloan Kettering. Their was no malice or levity intended and we take full responsibility for the comparison and would like to apologize for inflicting and causing any Hurt,Harm or injustice

What the FOG

  What the FOG........It's probably fitting that I am having a writers Block trying to recap our dismal and abysmal performance in week 2 of the XBL. The Opening Tip pretty much summed up the game We Weren't ready, We were out of position, we gave up an open lay up and the flood gates opened  up from there. The Turnovers, The forced Shots, The Failure to get back on Defense, Lackadaisical effort to cover shooters, We looked sadder than the people in the waiting room of Sloan Kettering. Uncharacteristically, I had a couple of chances for some hard fouls, But I think i have gotten soft. The Second half Opened up very much like the first Two Open Layups and a Three, Which led me to having a minor Meltdown, and notifying the Referee That we Quit and won't be finishing the game, I may have slightly moved the bench in the process. DA and Herzl led a minor resurgence that saw us cut the lead to Eleven, but by that point the tank was out of gas. I had a minor outburst at Herzl. after instructing him to show out on a screen, I criticized him for leaving the Paint which resulted in defensive gaff. So I would like to apologize to Herzl for causing any  Hurt, harm or injustice..........

MAKE THAT 0-7

    in the last UES dates or meeting. It's amazing how different people are when they actually speak rather than text. OG ( Optician girl) whom will call MARSHA Text me that the venue she chose their was 45 minute wait. The  Obscure Cuban Restaurant was the next viable option, it was closest. Noticing right away She had a penchant for talking extraordinary loud, I began dominating the conversation the  problem with that She was laughing and That made her talking look like a Sunday school teacher, That HA followed by an outburst of crackling.  She ordered something with a tun of onions and a lot of garlic " I Guess were not gonna make out then". An Entertaining 57 Minutes at best of which I did not learn anything....... A Couple of Israelis I have been doing Business with gave me this girl's number I got the whole Israeli Schick  of how they know her and shes expecting my call, I'm gonna call...............

Someone

   complained to me that my My father " Used 8 Towels in 1  Hour, Touched 2 With Sweat, Wasted 6, 3 left on machines and 5 put backs in the Bin"  I'm Posed with the dilemma weather its disrespectful or not to confront him about the Severity of the Towel situation...........It is only the Opinion of this Humble blog that Boning Hookers Even with socks on is A lot better  than  Putting people through hours of Traffic?........ RIP Ariel Sharon  decorated soldier, brilliant field commander, one time champion of Land of Israel who had his George H Bush " read my lips no new taxes" moment  when he boldly proclaimed that " the Fate of  Netarizim is the  fate of Tel Aviv"  then expelled its inhabitants........I am Mildly Optomertstic meeting up with OG( optometrist girl) The Venue Somewhere on the UES, the area hasn't been kind to me as i am 0 for my last 6 dates in that region .........