Not Sure

what can come out  of this but Online, a really pretty Thirty one Year Single mom of Two from California was very complimentary towards me, She even liked my Some of my photos. A Pretty and Reform Optometristic from Manhattan Emails me " That she wants to play backgammon" (a reference to one of my photos) " what are the stakes"? Barring any natural disaster ( girls having to wash their hair counts as one ) See you Sunday.......Happy 101 to  #37 the president that help avert the Destruction of the Third Temple. Who is Richard Nixon?....... Anyone wishing to make Forty Dollars on Sunday 4:30 AM Please contact EEE...........

Maybe her Phone

is still AWOL?. Since our discussion abruptly ended over "Sauce" I have yet to hear from The girl that my friend set me up with. What's a lil weird we spoke today and her name did not come up once....Ohh Well no Church period....... THE SEARCH IS OVER -Coming to a Modus Vivendi me and HM joined forces to play in Basketball Leagues yet again . Putting our differences for the good of youth, HM recruiting a different kind of team, A Smarter, more energetic, and Zionist Team led by All Shaari Center Yossi "Hertzel" Gindi. Jumping out to a 10 -0 Lead against Team Zool, "BallGate" Struck again they called Time and refuse to get back on the court until we changed balls. Thanks to timely Shooting by HM and Stellar play by BB we maintained a comfortable advantage going into the half. The collapse was imminent, we started forcing and turning over the ball and when the lead was cut to A single point. HM looked off a defender to bury a critical Three. Thanks to Herzl's  Help D we stopped them  on the next few possessions and won the game going away.

The Blizzard

 is over So the Three to four minute conversation filler is out of the question now. Their was no phone call to my Friends Friend, Well there was but turns out her Phone is AWOL, Had this not been a friend I knew setting me Up I would  guess she was washing her Hair. Thanks to Social media I Messaged her.Attempting to act cool or dark I mentioned that I was off the "Sauce" for  Seven years - She didn't know what the Sauce was the Joke didn't go to well. We spoke for a lil, and then She stopped replying According to  the rules it's her turn so I'll wait, Bummer this week was also good week to go out, cause their is really no parking so I wouldn't have to go through the go to the house routine....... Alan Dershowitz tells of his first meeting with Benjamin Nothingyahou after his Election victory in 1996. BiBi curiously asked just between us   " Did OJ really do it"? In true Lawyer Form Dershowitz  replied " Does Israel Really have Nuclear weapons"?.......

MindBogglig that

    for 40 Years of my life I have been standing up to Urinate.So after Roughly 43,800  give or take a couple thousand Urinations. It is something that one should be able to do with his eyes shut, a Slam dunk. Why am I still peeing all over the floor when I urinate in the dark It's been bothering the hell out of me.......Under a tun of duress and not being able to say no I " agreed" to play in leagues again on team QB. HM the captain promised me He will be searching feverishly for a replacement player for me very much like OJ was Searching for the Real Killers........In a moment of Weakness  I resigned up for Jdate.  I couldn't resist not taking the bait and had to respond to a couple of messages. One girl Ignores my response and one  we have an intense text session of course not the intense you may be thinking, but more so Way of life, How many kids, style conversation. Deciding to hit the  iron while it's hot we met up at a very Quiet Russian Lounge in Sheepshead bay. She was Seven Minutes late, Which Belied her Very thorough Personality.  She made an Effort to look good and Resembled her photos, Our conversation for the most part was just That, and early on I Realized that I am not really the right guy for her and she's not for me, The Fetish part had nothing to do with it of course.  The Date got extended a lil cause of the wall that was obstructing my view to ask for the check. We cordially lied to each other that it was fun, and Get home Safes..... NCOS...........




 

The Only

   Positive thing about the upcoming snow Blizzard is that it makes for at least three to four minutes of conversation filler with the Girl I need to call......The Palestinian ambassador to the Czech Republic Died when the " Safe" in his residence Exploded. Daniel Seaman Tweeted " Guess,You can say the Ambassador died of Natural causes".The Israeli left was up in Arms ( no pun intended) Funny they found Weapons and explosives at his home to field a 10 man Guerrilla operation team.An Exploding Safe??......A Flirt, and Email, and a click I am not sure if g0d is sending me a message to resign up for Jdate to reply  All pretty cute By the way....... Not starting off the year on the right foot I've been over using my  terminal in-exactitude Exemptions. Still better than being rude A white lie here and there never hurt anybody.........

Strength, Strength,

 and Strengthisize .........Summing up 2013 was listening to Metallica's Fade to black " I have lost the will to live, Simply nothing more to give, Their is nothing more me, need the end to set me free" - A Lil dark for me haha-  but  yet profound.......Everyone or at least I do Lie about their NYE  plans, "I had this house party to go to. or singles party in the city, or Hang out with relatives blablabla" trying to be happening. I Chose to meet a friend and perhaps some of her friends. In a scene reminiscent to the Seinfeld Chinese restaurant, We were told Fifteen Minutes, after 42 min 07 Seconds wait  and yet more people " with reservations" getting seated, we stormed out. It Fell on the deaf ears of the hostess that we would take the table of four and order for four in order to be seated. We settled in Take out and I may have a potential date with one of her friends........

The Really cute

Waitress at the Sheepshead bay Establishment confirmed that Jim McKay's  Dad was right my worst fears weren't confirmed. None the less me and the Israeli girl who happened to be in town had a decent conversation and I  Drove her to the OHEL to pray by the Lubavitche Rebbe, because I always wished someone would do that for me when I was In Israel ( metaphorically speaking of course). Their is a short list of people whom I always pray for, (Except I forgot her Mother's name) and of course the Jets, But I think that's frivolous prayer after all it is the Jets.....Shimon Heres say's no more resolutions, only Solutions Maybe except Road rage and Line range....." A New King has Risen, That did Not Who Joseph was", Will the D'blassio Era mean the down fall of the Empire State? So much for being Optometrisitic.............