REPOST......

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Where were you,

on Sept 11 2001?.  I was working in the showroom at 1407 Broadway Room 521. When the Salesman working with us told me a plane hit the WTC, Not thinking any thing of it i continued my work, thinking it was a small plane accident. An Ex of mine was working in the Same building, was freaked out  (she  actually saw the building come down from her 18th floor window)- We left the building and headed further uptown to a friends apt. A couple of Hours later We started walking back downtown towards the site, We couldn't get very close and were redirected by police towards the Brooklyn Bridge it was a little eerie to see debris covering cars and random papers all over, They gave us Masks for the Dust and we crossed the Brooklyn  bridge,I talked her out of going to Juniors for cheesecake, We took the train home from Dekalb Ave,The MTA let everyone go for free. Here is a great article  on Why Mayor Giuliani Rejected a 10 Million dollar Saudi Donation http://articles.cnn.com/2001-10-11/us/rec.giuliani.prince_1_saudi-prince-alwaleed-bin-israeli-withdrawal-criminal-attack?_s=PM:US.

Bridges to Nowhere ?

      Despite my advanced and Complex lines the "Rejections" are piling up -granted mainly from girls abroad, So let's just blame it on Language. However they are Opportunity's The Ethiopian girl with the Unique name emailed me I promised her a date, and if I weren't so freaking lazy I'd entertain it, Then a Persian girl writes me " I saw you, you live in Midwood " No clue how apparently we spoke last Year B.O. but never got together. looks like will be getting together... Breaking News "Busy Crazy, can we reschedule" ? Of course Fall 2014. An interesting Email from An Israeli Ex pat She writes "We were born in the same city Two months apart" What is Jerusalem? The highlight of our conversation. her Military Service was yup confidential. My backgammon Photo impressed a 40 something year old woman to challenge me to a game, the way i'm playing  stuck almost $200 to Cecil Double Sixes it's not looking good, and neither is our supposed date. I Tex-ted the Russian Nurse i was talking to, she replied "At party now talk to you tomorrow" - " cool have fun have great rest of night", innocent enough i guess not "good luck u garbage u age just like u. U are fu%&ing garbage like u. go see psychiatrist idiot U really need one "  Unsure of what I said I apologized for causing any hurt harm or injustice- But why The Shrink ?.........

Shhhhh

       
       With my upcoming trip to the 51st State, the Homeland of the Jewish people. I have once again decided to try to hit up as many Israeli Girls, the Success rate has been minimal but I have a question what the F is the big secret when i ask them what they did in the Army ? Is it not a good conversation piece? am i not allowed to ask? Their girls there is no shame even if they did secretarial work, but maybe they want to plead army ambiguity to make it seem like they did something really important  but gosh darn it i hate getting  that  " i don't want to talk about it " . Reminds me of my moms cousin  whom allegedly worked with the Shin Bet the Israeli FBI and has been retired over 15 years and every thing with him  is pardon my french "F$^(ign confidential" - I've been  resigned to the fact that he was just part of the Shin Bet Kitchen Staff......  Do people really want people to come over when they tell them "COME OVER" - when they run into them in the street........

A Trayvon Moment

   Roughly 3 months after "Shirt Day" June-5.  My sister in law called me to pick up some Short Sleeve shirts, She meticulously packed them up for me in a large black garbage. At around 11:00 Pm with a water and my large bag  i embarked on the 3+ journey back to my apartment. Never did it cross my mind that I was lugging around a large black garbage full of loot in a very affluent neighborhood. The Zimmerman security was eyeing me and i slowed down to let him know their was no contraband, profiled??......."Our greatest hopes and our worst fears are seldom realized." Our worst fears have been realized tonight. They have now said there were 11 hostages; two were killed in their rooms yesterday morning, nine were killed at the airport tonight. They're all gone.—McKay, 1972.-09-05-72 remembering The Munich massacre..............It's also been Six years to the Intrepid Israeli operation Orchard- an amazing story on the Destruction of the Syrian Arab Center the studies of Arid Zones and Dry lands AKA as their Nuclear Reactor  09-7-07.... No   apologies to all those whom i have caused any hurt, harm,  or injustice Just Statements of Regrets.......and No New years Resolutions only Solutions- Shimon Heres

 

All for G0D

    The Days of Shock and Awe are Upon us, and we hold out at nothing to feel the Lord's Pleasure. Men Killed and were Killed Sanctifying the Creators name, The Great Eric Liddel of Chariots of Fire fame Ran for the glory of G0d. The Good lord must smile down on those who double park, block driveways, hold up traffic, in order to pick up their needs for the Holidays or even better petition the lord in the synagogue all in his name, I wish the Police and meter maids would be more sympathetic. My absolute favorite;  is suppose you lend someone hmm lets say $600  , and he can't pay you back cause he has to have Meat at his Rosh Hashana table " you know how it is". as long as it's for G0d 100% acceptable.....My Jdate Scare tactics have not been very successful thus far. Suggesting to girls that they would have bad luck if they don't reply to my emails  would probably work out better if I were really rich or good looking. Of course no Levity is ever intended.......

THE RUSSIAN PROVERB,

states or a variation of it  " one who doesn't ring in the New Year celebrating won't be celebrating throughout the year"......To The Three People that read this L'SHANA TOVA (Rose Levine Style)... Weird but True I've met two girls from Jdate with the same Exact name ( first and last though one changed for marriage) one in Israel and one in America( RRPG) both Russian... My online aspirations are unclear, But i guess making new FB friends isn't the worst.... Speaking of RRPG I sent her a Rosh hashana Russian Card, maybe get her some Apples + Honey to live up to the Proverb Superstition........

The Chekhov

rule states that If a gun appears on stage it has to be used  by the end of the play- Mr President the curtains.........Re Suckered into joining Jdate yet again I have not gotten to use my scare tactics lines on girls "Failure to reply to my emails will result in bad luck". So far just a Persian Girl from LA who promised to show me around the next and first time I am in LA.. Another observation Most of the Pretty girls happen to be Russian........Looking forward to the Honking, Double parking and Rudeness in general that was missed out during the summer......... Reader submits look a likes Syrian FM Walid Mualam and Ex Israeli DM And PM Ariel Sharon